Smiley face :)

2009-07-12T01:06:00.001+08:00

these dudes are awesome. Especially love the piano one.

DO THE CADBURY EYEBROW SHOW

2009-07-10T19:56:00.003+08:00

THE CADBURY EYEBROW SHOW

HOW IT IS (SUPPOSEDLY) DONE

LOL. DAMN FUNNY.

Our class keep on having new trends. Now its this shit. It started when Eugene blasted the commercial using the headphone and projector, and everybody was laughing their ass off, then damian started to whistle it and hum it wherever he go. Damn funny. Then en ying and me will start also, and then everybody will go and do together. The music damn cool also sia. lmao

Although i must say, HOW THE FUCK THEY DO IT?!

(dodrio sub + flail = sweep)

WOMBO COMBO

2009-07-09T22:10:00.002+08:00

aww... up smash

and now...

HAPPY FEET, WOMBO COMBO

that aint falco, that aint falc... OHH OHH OHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHH OHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT

OH

OH MY GOD

WOMBO COMBO

OH

GETCHOORASSWHOOPED!

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

MY DICK HURTS!

LOL OMFG SMASH COMMERCIAL

2009-07-08T19:39:00.000+08:00

SO DAMN HILARIOUS

lol SHIT

2009-07-06T09:21:00.003+08:00

SHIIIIT.

I was playing for the whole weekend sia. Even though i have not done lots of homework from the holidays until now. Damn spastic la...

AND I REALISE THAT I HAVE NOT DONE NEWSPAPER REFUCKTION YET!SHITSHITSHIT die already la. Now capped at 6 marks D:

Anyway, short post for today. i've just uploaded a vid to youtube to teach tim yu how to nudge spam using cheat engine lmao. I'm going to emb it here so PLS VIEW IT NAO!

E-learning...

2009-06-29T19:28:00.002+08:00

Wow

Actually, why the hell did i put that facepalm picture yesterday? Was it out of boredom? Was it because it amused me? Was it because i was inspired by Luky? Or was it because i predicted that today's E-learning is going to be a total FAIL?

E-learning was some bullshit today. the teachers had no fucking idea how much work they were giving. Like, their time management is "guys, pls complete reading this 18 paged word document within 15 minutes, complete the assignment within 15 minutes, engage in discussion, give feedback, watch video, and be done in one hour kthxbye." Fuck. They're just loading everyone with fucks and whats more, there's still homework, that includes a billion pieces of worksheets. Wow. Some E-learning. what's the E in E-learning? ecstatic.

On the good side, i didn't even touch shoddy today. No, not at all. I was working my ass off all the homeworks that were given and homeworks that i owe previously during the holidays. Today is so awesome.

I think one facepalm isn't enough, time for double.

facepalm

2009-06-28T19:46:00.001+08:00

uh huh.

LOL OMG

2009-06-26T23:43:00.002+08:00

LOL. H1N1

Wooooooohoooooooo! Next week no school. Our school decides to stop school. wow. Isn't that awesome? LOL. Yea that is awesome! But it isn't just plain holiday. It's actually E-Learning, which means we have to study online, and work will be given. lol.

Baah, today is such a sad day, cos Micheal jackson, king of pop, is no longer with us! OMG! He is such an awesome guy, with all the moonwalk and shit. ZZZ, he shouldn't have died so early. He should show more people his ownage moonwalk, and teach everyone how to do it. It's like everyone's talking about it. I go youtube and half the comments made today are "OMFG KING OF POP MICHEAL JACKSON JUST DIED!!!!111" and stuff like that, and in shoddybattle people also keep talking about him, and say what "lunar dance" was actually a joke made out of "moonwalk", and what micheal jackson has a special move called "moon dance" that sharply raises every stat and confuses the foe. lmao. hilarious shit.

ok, short post today, bye for now.
SLAKING AND REGIGIGAS. LOL.

old class gathering!

2009-06-24T19:20:00.004+08:00

ok lol

sorry for not blogging for 10,000,000 (10 billion, according to some catalyst professor who wasn't good at maths) years, but it's because i owned my toe and it's currently semi-disabled, so this is currently the excuse for my laziness. lol.

Yesterday went to old primary school class gathering. Not exactly a class gathering la. Only 18 ppl turned up. Still quite good already, even some really weird people that i haven't talk to/seen in 3 years turned up. Like, they suddenly popped out when i thought they vanished from earth. lol. Damn cool la. I couldn't recognise half of the boys (which was like 70%), cos they grew much taller, their face change a lot, and they broke voices. There were only 5 girls, and they all didn't really change. Height, face, voice, everything.

The beginning was damn interesting. The BBQ starts at 5 supposedly, but at 5pm there were only like 6 people, so we were waiting there, talking among ourselves. One of the girls, called michelle, told us that she was going to bring her boyfriend along. Because of the fact that she wasn't *cough*sopretty*cough*, we keep making fun of her and her boyfriend, who were not present yet. Then the idea got more and more exaggerating, until they came. It wasn't as bad as we think, but michelle was still as retarded as ever. She say her boyfriend was good at BBQing, so we bullied him into making all the fire and stuff. But then he just walked around and did nothing, while michelle was desperately trying to start the fire. As usual, she screwed up damn badly, and we still haven't light up the charcoal at 6pm. Then Kai Feng became damn fed up, and used his superspecialawesome godpower, and with Alston pouring firestarters into the pile of charcoal, it somehow managed to light up, and we were finally able to get a fire.... -.-

Since we started the fire, those who didn't start the fire must go and cook. But everybody say they started the fire, because they touched one firestarter, or lifted the wire mesh, which was retarded, so only those who just came went to cook, while the rest of us boys went to play cards, and the loser had to go and help with the cooking, while another person waiting can come in and play.

After enjoying the food and stuff, Kai Feng and Alston took out their secret weapon: Some snow flake and string spray. It was supposed to be a secret, but me and jeremy saw like 5 of them in their bag, and we smuggled one for ourselves. Due to my injured toe, I let jeremy take the spray. Then when they took out all their weapon, they realised we smuggled one and started rampaging us. Jeremy couldn't fight back cos he got the snow flake one, which sucked balls and the wind keep blowing the snow flakes back to jeremy, while i just sat there (cos can't run), and took all the hits full blast o.0 but it was okay since i used defense curl. lol. In the end, because from out of nowhere, alston took out like another 5 bottles, there were 9 bottles in their hand, and people keep snatching all the bottles. So it was like almost everyone had a bottle of weapon. Some of them just took used up ones and act like they are armed, to prevent people from provoking them, while others wrestled bottles from other people and duel-wielded two bottles and massacred everyone.

Alston was the most funny la, he firstly go backstab hady. He was holding 3, then he tell carlo "eh, i give you one, i already got 3", so hady believed him and then right after he take, alston go use the remaining 2 bottles and blasted all into hady's face. It turned out that hady's one was empty, and he got owned la. And then after that, Alston got backstabbed by Kai Feng. Alston and Kai Feng were attacking jeremy together, when Kai Feng's snow was blown onto Alston's face. Then Alston was like "fuck la, you spray me", then Kai Feng look at him, and used both can and blasted off onto Alston's face. Jeremy saw what happened, and ran back to spray Alston too. Then Alston was like running away and giving people behind his finger. LOL. damn damn funny.

Finally, when we ran out of snow flakes to spray, we started throwing food. some of the food were really disgusting, and some of them had the spray on them, while some of them were just sauce. Alston, jeremy and Kai Feng all had a bag of "nuclear bomb", which was actually a bag of sateh sauce. Of course, they didn't really throw it, they were just swinging it around and giving everyone the evil smirk, as if any one of them could be the target. It all started when Jeremy took the mayonise and tried to attack people. Alston went to Jeremy and told him sincerely that he wanted to use the mayonise. Jeremy, of course, didn't believe alston, and when alston got the mayonise, he tried to pour it onto jeremy, but jeremy was prepared, and pushed it back to alston, resulting in alston's shirt and jeremy's hand to be covered in white shit. Then jeremy went to wipe his hand onto Kai Feng's shirt, which made Kai Feng went to grab a large chunk of noodle and threw it onto jeremy, and the noodle war broke out.

Wow, yesterday was way too awesome. Need to have more things like that next time. aha.

old class gathering!

2009-06-24T19:20:00.001+08:00

yiiiada

2009-06-12T21:42:00.003+08:00

Yo dudes

~~Holiday~~ no-need-to-go-to-school-day is a pain in the ass. I have to go back school almost everyday. That's seriously some bullshit. SOME BULLSHIT.

Anyway, holiday life is quite enjoyable with the exception of returning back to school being extremely overdone, as if they'd die if we do not go back. Anyway, it's really fun. Had the joy of OWNING timothy yu in shoddy battle. lol. Tim if you're reading this, dun cry lar. You just need to go get a proper team instead of just trying to beat my team with specific weakness. Make all round, don't make a team just to counter another. Make a team that can counter all. And that's the way to do it (it's my **** in a box).

Anyway, shall now recount the story and brag about how awesome i am. lol. I used a whole team of normal pokemon (got normal and flying also), and the team was damn good. Well coordinated and tactical. Tim yu was basically fighting on power and type matching, but since i all normal, and he doesn't have fighting, he just anyhow use some gay retard guys who keep getting owned. He also damn lame. He go give chesto berry to his first pokemon cos he know i am going to make him sleep, which is the stupidest thing ever, because that kind of team will get owned if i use another team, which is actually quite stupid. Very stupid. But, whatever. Still won, cos i had focus sash! ahahaha

YES, next week finally no training. But cannot play leh. I got damn lot of work to do. Like, sooo much work. I only did 1 homework until now, and i got about 8. Half the holiday passed already. SHIT. WHY AM I SO QU33R.

ok time to shoddy again. bye bye, c0ckm0gling qu33rbuRg3r

this is bullshit. lol

2009-06-09T18:45:00.002+08:00

You know what's bullshit?

Me.

Cos i didn't blog for so long and haven't done any holiday homework yet.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE F-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

ok srsly i should go and die now. Shall blog about a whole lot of things. Enjoy me ranting on about bullshit.

Saturday:
Went out with Kai Feng and Alston to watch movie. The planning itself was damn funny. We keep on calling each other and ask "eh what you want to do laaaa!" Then we also dunno what to do. Then we keep pushing back until the movie became 9.30pm lol. Cos Mr Lim already watched every single nice movie there was, and we had to watch ourselves, but we had poor/no planning, so we just randomly come up with a eat-and-movie plan. haha.

Before the movie they went to eat dinner. I eat myself already so i didn't eat with them. So i ordered some guai shit looking dessert. It was some super black thing coated with coconut milk, and it tasted very sweet. I ate that thing before so i know it's not bad. But wtf la, they serve me WARM one. Shouldn't it be like freezing, or at least cold?!?! Kai Feng go order deer meat and after taking a few bites, he said "shit, this sucks balls". Then we go taste, and it tasted just like pork, except with a little wierd taste that makes you feel disgusted.

The movie itself was quite funny. I never watch before night at the museum 1 so i don't really know what it's about, but i can tell it's a comedy from the trailer. Not bad, and the crowd keep laughing damn loudly. We finished the food damn fast. The nachos was done before the advertisement even ended, and after like 10 minutes the drink finish already. Then the popcorn we took around 20 more mminutes to finish. lol.

After the movie we went to pasa malam(sp?) to get something to eat. It was quite late and most of the shops have already closed. I didn't know what to get, so i went to get the very scam takoyaki aka octopus balls. They are very scam because it's like, 3 for $2, and it's finished in less than 10 seconds. Damn retarded. But the uncle say so late already, so give me extra one for free, so i got 4 for $2. Not bad! And the taste is SHIOK man! I think i'm addicted to takoyaki. Shit pasa malam hurry up come to bishan, i need to get more of those.

While eating we saw an auction in the place. It was damn funny la! It's about some guy trying to sell "precious ancestory items" for "extremely cheap price", and his scamming skill is damn lousy. He say what "normally, this thing cost $350, but today, i can feel that you and i have a fated bond, therefore i am going to sell you for $10! Anyone wanna bid it?" It's damn damn lmao la. Half the stuff are completely useless and are for show, and they don't even look real. damn funny. He still say what the thing pure jade, that's why he selling for $5. srsly? pure jade for $5 can go eat shit and die already.

Today:
Did my CWO today. It seemed quite slack at first. Our job was to carry 4 computers from the computer lab to 4 different classes, and carry back the old computers from the class to a room, and we were given 2 hours to do it. The classrooms were quite far away, but we all thought no matter what also won't take 2 hours. I think i finished all the computers by 10.20. Then the faggot idiot techy go say "no, cannot go yet, must check if they are the older version of CD rom or the newer version. If older version then must switch." the newer version can play DVD, and i think it's a main part of the upgrade too. But most of the computers are already done with the DVD thing liao. I go check my 4 computers,and guess what? ALL ARE THE OLD FUCK. So i went to dismantle the huge piece of shit, but the CD rom thing needs a screwdriver to work, and there was only one screwdriver. Moreover, it's quite complicated, and only one person knows how to do it. So he go ask me to wait in the classroom and do fuck, while the guy work with other computers first. Finally, about like 11pm, he finally fucking came to my class, and helped me do the swapping while i just STOOD AND WATCHED HIM DO IT. Why the fuck couldn't i just go back first?!?!?! retarded shit!?

Then after that i went back home, and realised that my pokemon team suck huge balls. Keep losing to everyone. At first keep winning, but ever since i tried to play with hong woon, i keep editting until now, it's not even a team at all. It's just some random idiots mixed together, and basically not planned at all. Fuck. They all suck dick balls! Damn somebody help get me a good team!

I must blog more often.
spig.

yadayada

2009-05-29T19:56:00.002+08:00

daaaaaaaaaaaa.

Yesterday was a very interesting day. pity i forgot to blog. so ima blog bout it now.

Early in the morning already damn funny. We suppose to take class photo, but the photographer is some sec 2 noob with an attitude helper. The helper keep on saying "move to the centre, can you all just MOVE? Hurry up and MOVE to the center! SQUEEZE! Just listen to instructions!" then cos he say instruction like tlaking to himself we can't hear a shit, then he keep on attituding us. The photographer also damn cool. His counting can be "ok guys, 1................. 2.................. 3................ *waits for 5 seconds* *click!*", or it can also be "ok guys, 1, 2 *click* 3" damn spastic. Some of us were looking down, and some were scratching our head. So we keep on redoing, and we had to take ELEVEN shots before it was done. Damian keep saying "The photographer has NO BALLS."

Then after that it was maths test. it was quite easy at first, but there was one question that is OMGWTFBBQ1337PWNAGEDEAK. Anyone reading this, HELP ME SOLVE THIS GOD FORSAKEN QUESTION, COS I STILL CAN'T SOLVE IT!!!!!

if cosec x + cot x = 4, find cosec x - cot x and cos x.

I spent 20 minutes, and i had totally no lead at all. This question, is a f**king piece of dog sh*t.

After i went home i played smash with ming kang. It was damn damn laggy, but i somehow won his falcon 3 stock. lol. It was a bad but good match. Bad because it lagged like shit, which means no combo, which means it was skilless. Good match, because i won. xD Not bad lar my fox.

Then played pokemon with joshua. I had 2 tactics in my party of six, and owned his balls at first. Basically it was smeargle with spore, dragon dance and baton pass. Then just spore him, and use dragon dance and baton pass. If he is faster than me he still get owned because smeargle has focus sash, which endures a hit from 100% to death, leaving the user with 1hp. Then i baton pass to infernape and RAPE! If that tactics fail due to some error, or because my infernape get killed right after passing out, an even more ownage tactics awaits. Use cresselia use reflect. After that send out snorlax, and curse like a bitch. Then just spam frustration and own the whole game. lol. but he damn lame. He play is not set his own team first. He will use a bullshit pokemon first, then see what pokemon you have, what tactics you using, then counter all your pokemon and tactics. He go give first pokemon chesto berry -.- damn spastic right. But i still won cuz of curselax. lol.

Today, while fighting with some dude, i realise my tactics were a bit flawed. First, infernape has got too bullshit defence, so it might get owned after baton passing. Second, frustration from snorlax doesn't hit ghost pokemon, so snorlax basically have to switch out. So i edited my team a bit. I changed the baton receiver to blastoise, and changed snorlax's frustration to outrage, which has only 1 weakness. Also, i altered the tactics a bit, so that now my first pokemon is ninjask. It will protect and substitute like mad, and baton pass out after it's speed boost is complete. Then smeargle gets passed in, and spore as usual, and use nasty plot. If successful, blasetoise will own some balls. if blasetoise fainted, cresselia will do the job. Ownage? Yea. ownage.

DAMN. I caught a flu. oh... *gasp* ...no... *gasp*... swine *oink* flu... kill..ing... meh.... *gasp

lol. stupid retarded PIG flu.

oh sh-

2009-05-27T19:46:00.001+08:00

shit.

been slacking for so long, keep on slacking and lazy to blog. so finally, here you go.

been doing not much these days, was playing pokemon and smash with my friends. I just found out some new pokemon thing that allows you to battle online like real pokemon battle. Damn cool. I average lar, win and lose almost the same. My team quite idiot in my opinion, but i don't know how to reform. Damn.

Smash was a fail. Damn fail. I keep on training everyday and try to be a bit better, but i still lost to ming kang 4 matches out of 5 in a smash vs battle. Now i really feel fucked up and retarded. It's like i totally can achieve nothing. I have no talent, i cannot achieve anything. No matter how hard i try i always suck balls. Fuck.

Then today i'm even more depressed. We went for english (adrian on MC AGAIN) at comp lab 5, and we were all doing reaction time test and typing test. Everybody was owning me in reaction. All of them average around 220 or something, and damian average 180 (fucker), and i the MOST RETARDED AND SCREWED UP PERSON got 260 for average. I think my nerve wiring is damn fucking winded, cos it's SCREWED up, so the info need to travel like fuck before it can reach my brain, and then to my hand. I'm so fucking stupid. D:

Typing test was still okay. This is my record for now.
104 words

Speedtest

From today onwards i shall train these two things everyday (smash can fuck off), and according to damian the results will surely increase. But since i'm so fucked up, i'm not so sure about that. I will post my fucking results here every week, and let's see what the fuck is the results at the end of june holiday. fuck.

sorry for the overuse of fuck, i'm so fucking depressed now.

fuck.

2009-05-17T22:49:00.000+08:00

best - fucking - weekend - ever.
Friday: Wushu till 7pm, reach home at 8pm, did very few homework and slept at 10.30pm for open house the next day
Saturday: Open house: 7.30am to 2pm. Reached home at 2.30pm, and played for a bit. Then i spent the WHOLE EVENING + NIGHT DOING MATHS.
Sunday: The best fucking day of my life.
9am-1pm: Maths assignment
1pm-2pm: Lunch
2pm-4pm: Maths assignment (there were 4 maths worksheets and they were EXTREMELY difficult. )
4pm-4.30pm: Break
4.30pm-6.00pm: Chinese newspaper reflection
6pm-7.30pm: Chemistry worksheet
7.30pm-9pm: Eat + stroll + random walking around the house
9pm-10.20pm: English book assignment
10.20pm-10.30pm: Bath

holy FUCK.

daft punk hand

2009-05-17T00:03:00.001+08:00

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i suddenly addicted to this song. lol.

yosh!

2009-05-13T19:05:00.002+08:00

ok a short post today

Got back my CSC test mark today, it was 74!

!@#$%^&*

WTF

1 more to A1, but still doesn't make a difference, because IHC is only 50/100. So i damn stupid, now my IH pulled up to C5 (which is still lousy bullshit)

Today's assembly was funny shit. Ivan mark that retard was the panelist for today, and somehow today he was being severely screwed up. He keep on talking bullshit and spamming random ideas which doesn't make sense, and in the end the "discussion" became an "attacking" session, with every single comment attacking ivan. LOL. what a noob. Even Dr. Hon tried his best to phrase his sentences in a non-niaoing ivan way. haha. douche.

English lesson was damn ownage. Adrian was using quick attack + extremespeed as usual. He told us to do the pauls wheel on 2 different passages, and he said "you guys should complete this by the end of first period (we were already late for his class by 10 minutes due to a confusion of venue), so we had 30 minutes to read like 4 pages of words and do 2 pauls wheel. After TEN minutes he already said "guys you should have completed your first passage already. Who haven't complete yet?" guess what? EVERYONE RAISED THEIR HANDS. Then he was like completely ignoring that fact and said "you guys are wayyy behind time, you should be starting on the 2nd pauls wheel now." WTH lol.

Before i even finished reading the passage, he assigned another work (holy mother). He asked us to do some chapter allocation for TACN, which is retardedly long, and said we should be starting on that already, and should have completed both pauls wheel. Then a show of hands of who isn't done yet, and again it's a standing ovation. I only managed to finish the 2 pauls wheel by the end of two periods, along with half the class lol. Spamming mad cow disease...

Oh yea, i just realise...

1 MOER WEEK 2 SEE ES EM!

show me your kitchen.

lazy noob

2009-05-11T19:12:00.003+08:00

ok

i realise i haven't post for a really long time, because i think i'm being a faggot. Playing too much games and watching too much anime, no time to do anything. even results suck now. stupid ass. fuck urself, stupid dumbass.

anyway yesterday was mother's day, and since it's mother's day we went out to dinner with some random uncle who seems to know my mom. We ate at some china steamboat restaurant buffet, which was surprisingly crowded. We only got a sit at around 9.30, and by then i was already disintegrating from hunger. The food there quite scam. It's called a "buffet" but you really only can choose real stupid things like toufu and vegetable and meat slices and sausages, which are kinda retarded to eat in a buffet, and if you want crabs or prawn or anything slightly better, you gotta pay extra. lmao. Even the drinks also damn pathetic. there's only coke, grassjelly juice and tea. Obviously i chose coke, and the adults except my mom got a jar of beer, which costs TWENTY SIX DOLLARS. That's even more expensive than a person's entrance fee for the buffet, and the jar is small; about 4 cups of beer only. damn bullshit.

Well at least the food was okay. All the food there are quite nice, but eating the noob stuff are just too retarded, so we ordered a crab and a plate of prawn. The prawn can't remember how much but the crab is like $40. FOURTY EFFING BUCKS. That's almost twice a person's entrance fee, which is a bit screwed up. a bit. But the crab/prawn meat is nice la. just too expensive.

Today, is damn screwed. For some reason i suddenly had the urge to play

RUNESCAPE

lol. Played for about 1 hour, realised how stupid i was, and stopped. Then i did the usual thing (slack/play games/watch anime/sleep) and then about afternoon, i went to check 3S4 group and realise there's a SHIT LOAD OF WORK WAITING FOR ME. What science portfolio, chinese file, english TACN, everything just piles up and killed me. OMG. And now i'm still like at page 20 of TACN, and tmr we are supposed to have FINISHED it. shit.

Anyway here's a new video from MALR, about some random ganon killing misson.

and a new video from nigahiga

yes.

LOL WTF UNTOUCHABLE

2009-05-07T22:39:00.004+08:00

LOL EVERYBODY WATCH THIS.

THE ENDING IS WAY TOO EPIC.

finally blogging

2009-05-06T19:06:00.002+08:00

Hey guys! long time no blog.

Finally had the strength to pull myself from the deadly pull of the slacking black hole, and made my way back to blogging. lol.

First, an update on the SPASTIC situation of HCI's measurements on swine flu. We need to:
1) Take temperature TWICE a day
2) Visual screening at main gate
3) All gates locked right after school starts except gate 4
4) All cars cannot drop off students at clock tower already, only can drop at carpark

Now, the only FUCKED UP one i'd like to address would probably be the 3rd one. Gate 3 is the main gate that EVERYONE go home through, and gate 4 is just some random super ulu gate located right beside of the main gate (gate 3), but with fences all covering it as if it's some sort of national level gate leading to the secret of the universe or something, so we have to walk all the way back to the bridge connecting poolside and main school building, towards the SALT centre, walk down another road, pass the security guard, then walk along the road outside of hwachong, and then finally ACCESS THE FUCKING GATE. Well, if you have been reading until now, you'd definitely know what i'm trying to put across. WHY NOT JUST OPEN GATE 3 AND CLOSE THE GODDAM GATE 4?!?! I mean like what were they thinking? Were they jacking off into their dinner while coming up with this plan? Seriously... Now i have to waste like 10-15 minutes just to go AROUND the stupid swimming pool and pool side cafe to go out of the school.

Today we had CSC test. WangDK was damn funny. We had the test in LT2, and then there were like 2 classes taking the test together. As usual, after giving out the papers, he said “ok 好同学们~~ 可以~~ 开始作答了~~ start the paper, start the paper", and then sits down at the front chair and starts reading newspaper in DK style. Then people keep talking and saying shit he also like dao like that. And the best part is the clock in LT2 spoilt, so he keep on thinking still got a lot of time, and never warn us or anything, then suddenly he look at the watch and say ”哎呀都八点三十了！~~“ (test from 7.40-8.40), and then half of the class was like WTF I STILL AT QUESTION 1! Because the clock froze at 7.45. LOL. Bunch of jokers.

According to luky CSM might be cancelled leh! OMG :'( cannot cancel la. ZZZzzz sad face.

another video of win today.

ness

2009-05-03T18:42:00.001+08:00

OMG

OH EM JEE

i can DJC with ness now. too good. lol

btw, according to the news and school and stuff, the swine flu is getting really own. Maybe somewhere in mid May we don't even have to go to school anymore. They are thinking of suspending school. Not that i'm happy about it.

=D

2009-05-02T11:22:00.000+08:00

YESTERAY, was labours day.

Went family outing because my mom said so. lol. She say i rotting at home everyday, so must go out and do some stuff. At first she say go botanic garden, and i was like..

WTF

because it's so retarded. Like, what are we suppose to do there? Look at the plants and then? Stare blindly? OMG. I don't even know what were they thinking, and they keep giving stupid suggestions. Like HOW ABOUT A HIKE/TREK ON A HILL OR IN A RESERVIOR? OMG. You know why? Because my mom is just ADDICTED to walking and stuff. She is like STUCK into the mindset that walking is really good, because it makes you super healthy, and can dunno what to your body. It's SOOOO extreme it's disgusting.

But ANYWAY, i somehow managed to convince her that we should just go watch some movie, then eat a meal together, and shop for a bit. Like that it's much better right? RIGHT? So finally we did what i suggested, and we caught "17 again". It was OSSIM lol. I like it. The plot is really good, and although it's a little cliche, it's quite interesting.

btw I HATE ONLINE FLAMERS/E-THUGS. FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLES.

cry for eternity

2009-04-30T18:27:00.000+08:00

OMG CHOKE AT THE END!

first time ever danny failed to perfect.

king of evil

2009-04-29T20:42:00.001+08:00

LOL today damn slack. We officially only have 1 period of lesson today.

7.40-8.40 CSC (everybody also dao wangDK and do their own homework.)
8.40-9.20 Chem (teacher on MC, relief teacher)
9.20-10.00 Recess
10.00-11.20 Assembly
11.20-12.40 English (teacher on MC, tio food poison.)
12.40-1.20 IHC.

LOL.

and btw fucking screwed today i played platinum for like 2 hours and then suddenly some microwave dickfuck error come out and then the thing close. So i wasted 2 hours, and now must reply. FUCK I HATE DOING REPEATED STUFF.

huur haaa haaa haarr

cut hair.

2009-04-28T19:55:00.002+08:00

yesterday, i went to cut hair.

Or should i say, i went to get my hair RAPED.

The barber yesterday was damn funny, and BRUTAL. He is srsly like omg violent. He finished cutting my hair in 3 minutes, which was incredibly fast. The whole process was damn scary...

First he rampaged the back of my hair. He was using the electronic hair cutting thingy, and he was using it really hard, because it keep scratching and making scary noises on the comb, and he didn't even bother to like slowly trim. Just one ZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP, and it's done. And the way he comb my hair is... fucked up. He PRESS the comb on my scalp DAMN HARD, then drag it down onto my neck, and it made the pimples on my neck actually BURST. Damn painful.

Then the side burn part comes in. He cut the side liek some maniac, and in the end like almost no more hair at the side already. then he ask me, "boy, side burn cut or not?" then i say "no." then he ask "so don't cut?" then i say "yea." Then he went on to cut it ANYWAY. What a useless conversation.

Luckily for the front he didn't cut too much. he just use the electronic thingy and push my hair for about 10 seconds, and a large chunk of hair fell off, then he saw it, was like stunned or somthing, and then stopped. The front still ok ok, but the back and side really look like some dick. It's screwed. shit.

late night post

2009-04-25T00:14:00.004+08:00

lol today feel hyper so making double post.

first, a hilarious emb message from skk:

"
3. Eating or drinking in computer labs, science lab, library, drama
centre, lecture theatre is STRICTLY NOT ALLOWED. Students are also
NOT ALLOWED to bring food or soft drinks into these places. Students
who are caught violating this rule will be barred from using these
facilities and / or given demerit points.
"

LOL. Adrian Chan always give us food to eat in Com lab, and it isn't exactly finger food... haha. Adrian Chan must be given demerit point lol. But he is the only nice teacher lar, give us food to eat and is very good to us. But he dirty the com lab lololol if sung kah kee know about this he'd freak out haha.

Just now played smash with JINGZHAN! omg. JZ use vista still can play, which officially proves that tim yu is the only noob that still doesn't know how to use pj64k. Anyway, jz played with me. Yea. He is rly damn pro now. For some reason. But my samus pwned as usual, and my luigi BARELY won. Stupid luigi. Then my ultimate falcon fought his ditto falcon, and it was a draw. Why? Because the STOOPID KAILLERA KEEP ON HANGING AND DYING ACCORDING TO IT'S OWN WILL! We played for around 20 minutes but not a single match was complete. But his falcon is really quite good. Or my falcon really was bad. I can't even do any combo at him at all. All the uair keep missing the sweetspot and i keep screwing up the diving part. Sigh...

and yoshi is one hella fat lizard. Parry = bullshit.

how do you win?

P.S. lol i realised this is actually recorded as a saturday post, so it's an early morning post not a late night post!

ermzzz

2009-04-24T19:28:00.002+08:00

LOOOOL. Spastic today.

Today damn cool. Early morning Dr Hon come talk to us, and then say "because i'm happy, you shall get free day!" And we all get half day, released at 11.20am. LOL. Lesson was damn slack also. consortium assembly wasted around 40 minutes, and then we had 2 periods of physics, which is slack like hell (as usual), because we only did 1 practical and it took us 1 hour plus. lol. Then after that is recess, and then maths, and then go home. Maths was quite difficult because thamsy suddenly come up with a lot of trigo formulaes and then say "you all go tlearn in sec 2 right?" and all the ispark ppl say "yaaaaaaaaaa laar, so easy" but the rest give the dumb look. So she ASSUME THAT we all know, and then starts to say "ok now i will teach you how to prove this. You all only know this exist but dunno how to prove right?" but whatever, we don't know but still listened to her and in the end knew it anyway.

Anyway, today's half day is because we got double champion in track, champion in wushu, (only B'div or C'div), champ in air rifle, double champ in gymnast, and a lot of other achievements. For syf we got what 3 silver or something, then 2 gold with honour. COOL!

Wend home and started watching one piece straight away. shooo addictive! lol.

Then in the afternoon smashed with luky. The pj64k keep going apeshit by turning on and off as it likes and hang like 13times/second. Damn spastic. We only played like 4-5 complete match, because a whole lot of them like stop halfway. lol. most exciting match was my samus vs his yoshi. My samus got pwned like a noob at first, and was completely being dominated, until my last stock, and he still had 3 stock at like 160%. So i killed off his third stock and he was 1 stock ahead of me. Then i was like "oh shit can't lose to gay stupid yoshi", so i started spacing and camping like a dickhead. Since yoshi doesn't have range except for the egg bomb which shoots upwards and does no crap, he had to come near me, and i will either counter by doing backair or up B. LOL. In the end both of us had 1 stock and were over 200%. Then we safe like some bastard, and both of us spaced like mad. In the end, abusing samus's extremely long legs, i back air'ed him, and even though it wasn't a sweetspot, he still died.

ok shit i realise i have SUPPPPPPPPPAR lot of homework die liao. kbye.

lolzee

2009-04-23T21:05:00.002+08:00

lol. yesterday wednesday we had celebration! Because of our awesomeness we are celebrating by eating a buffet dinner together in Sakura International! It was SUPPPERRR nice okay? The food there was awesome and we can eat all we want. And it's fully sponsered for us, which means we didn't even pay a single cent! hahahahahaha pwn. But since i gets full super easily, i ate for about 1 hour only and then start to play the 2 DS i brought along. Then some retarded friend of mine suddenly got addicted to kirby superstar game and keeps on laying it lol. And the other wushu ppl was like "pokemon? srsly..." and then give all the gay advices and all claim they are damn pro and completed the game like 100 times before or something. lol. In the end my spastic friend play until the pink DS no more bat -.-"

And today is lol! We went to old sinema school to watch some film. Now before i touch on the film, i wanna say that finding the old sinema school alone was a FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS! IT'S LIKE DRILLING YOUR ANUS WITH RHYDON'S HORN DRILL! SRSly wtf la. Firstly, the instructions to go to that place is fucking stupid:

WALKING DIRECTIONS:
For those walking up from Orchard Road or the MRT, head to the back
road (Handy Road) behind The Atrium and up the flight of stairs next
to the condominiums. Once you reach the top you should see the Old
School building.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? IT'S LIKE "HEY DUDE, WANNA GO TO SINEMA OLD SCHOOL? WELL CHECK THE FUCKING MAP YOURSELF AND FIGURE OUT WHERE'S HANDY ROAD, ATRIUM AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLIGHT OF STAIRS, BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A MESSED UP PLACE I DON'T FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING THE WAY!" what a shit load of bullfuck.

Anyway, the film was very interesting lol. It is supposed to be "arts appreciation" but then it's actually about gangster's life and is all talking in singlish/cantonese/hokkien. Damn funny. Damn pervertic also. But the show is generally interesting, and it's amplified with tim yu sitting behind making senseless comments. Like one scene whereby the male main character says "i wanna give this to you" and holds his hand tight, and release the content onto his girlfriend. Then tim yu goes "waaaaaa lauuuuu ehhhhh i bet it's a condom". i'm speechless.

lol ok anyway according to charm's blog nanyang won gold with honours for choir (wtf) and according to wenxin that's like the platinum price. I bet she's like flying now, that's why i didn't see her on the bus for the whole week. sad face :(

cheers
spig
o btw forget about the csm shit. It comes when it comes.

out of slack

2009-04-20T21:57:00.003+08:00

Wow, finally broke the slack/lazy chaincombo. Using a knee.

Anyway, just suddenly feel like blogging for no reason. It's cool to blog! haha.

For some reason, english is now the most productive lesson, and sadly it's also the toughest for me. Because our english teacher is a GOD. He is like the most knowledgable and smartest person i've ever seen, and he is just awesome. He always can find the right words to say during the lesson, and NEVER ever fails to sound profound. Srsly. He also gives like 10000 notes per day, which is like retarded, and then divides 2000 to each group or something, and the next day he comes back with ALL 10000 NOTES READ and starts explaining all of them to us. He is damn too awesome. And he goes at a very very super fast pace. Adrian ftw!

Sian, this week no CCA, then can slack at home again. But not really lar. Wednesday got wushu celebration dinner, thursday got some retarded shitface show, and friday got drums training. Damn idiotic lar. Everyday also like so few items, but still waste my time going around.

Today i broke my spects. The screw came out and the spect hook dropped off. I was like OMG! FINALLY CAN GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT SPECTS DOWN THE DRAIN. But no, my mom says "yo motherfucker, you gonna get that spects fixed or you can fuck yourself", so i went to the shop and hoping that they couldn't fix it/don't want to do it. But they were so enthu, as if they don't have business for 1000 years, and fixed my spects FREE OF CHARGE. I was so lol'ed. But there goes my hope for a new spects. Have to stay with this PIECE OF COCKSUCKING SHITBAG.

And suddenly feel like making more AQ vids lol. Very long nv make liao. I want to try out the new HQ thingy, see if it's cool or not. Wanna try to kill 'galin again. DIE, 'GALIN!

funny vid. The action begins at around 1:43 or so. DAMN SPASTIC.

i <3 mewtwo
spig.

lolsry

2009-04-19T21:39:00.001+08:00

lol sry for not blogging for such a long time. didn't felt like blogger lah. Still don't feel like doing it today, because there's not really much to blog about. anyway, this vid's for you!

wuuuuuuuuushu

2009-04-15T20:53:00.002+08:00

OMG

we had wushu grand finals today. Damn cool. The results were unbelievable. WE GOT CHAMPION FOR BOTH B DIV AND A DIV BOYS! HOLY SHITTY FACE! Damn pwnage. Usually for wushu, getting a 4th for overall is already super pro, and last year was the first time (i think) ever hwa chong got a trophy for 4th overall A'div. This year we just pwned the whole thing lol. Champion for 2 div. Suddenly from nothing to PWNAGE SHIT. Too good.

Although i substitute and never go compete, i still got a medal because the event that i subbing for got gold. Don't say i slack sia! I got go every training and train like a hardcore noob sia. Was hoping somebody would get sick today. But sian the only person who is sick is bang ying, who is also a substitute like me. lol. He also get the gold medal for free. arse.

While waiting from 11am all the way till 6pm and just watching a few minutes of our school's performance, i played smash with wai yan, another wushu friend. He say he is damn pro and can own his friends all the time, then I go play with him and 3 stocked him with every character. Started with 4 stocks. But i could have 4 stocked him, the only problem is because the keyboard for the laptop is screwed shit and i keep on suiciding/unable to combo/short hop and then mistake and then die. Damn STUPID. And my yoshi got 3 stocked BY HIM, because yoshi suck my fat balls. Yoshi sucks. sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks.

also played tim yu's noob DS game about kirby. Damn fun and addictive, but i keep dying. The final TRUE arena i can only defeat 5 boss, and the arena i can only defeat 10 boss. I like the link sword dude and the fighter dude. The bomb guy also quite good. the rest i dunno how to use.

LOL ONCE AGAIN, PWNAGE TO THE WUSHU TEAM!
spig

i'm on a boat

2009-04-13T21:09:00.002+08:00

Today was a fun day!

Damian and En Ying was being damn entertaining by being the DJ, or the "bathroom singer" (Mr chan) for us. They keep singing some gay songs that was like "make up with me now, now now" or smth like that. Then damian keep on singing all the lonely island song for the whole day. Early morning he was singing "Approve memo! (likea baus) Promote synergy! (lika baus) shit/puke on Debra's desk! (lika baus) Pussy out! (lika baus)", Then he change to "A song comes in that reminds me of you and i JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS", and then "take a look in side, it's my d--- in a box", to finally "take a good look at me and the mothaf***ing boat! (black dude with techno voice: muthaf***a~)" DAMN FUNNY. They keep on singing and singing.

Then during chem lesson we were doing some worksheet when we encountered a word called "titration", and we didn't know what that was. So kelvin go ask the teacher "What is tit-ration?" And he keep pronouncing the thing like TIT-ration? Then zong chen and danny keep on saying "it's the rationing of milk in the tits" and then the teacher keep getting owned by the class.

English was damn fun. Adrian was damn kan cheong as usual, and keep rushing us to do work. But since today is easter, he gave us a lot of food to eat. Then En Ying keep niaoing him by saying "LOL we in com lab with a huge sign that says "no eating or drinking in the lab", and here he is giving us food to eat. later he get owned by Dr Hon". But the food was really nice, it was his homemade cookies! Show me your cookies.

Research was a waste of bullcrap time. Didn't really do a lot of things except looking at joshua playing pokemon. LOL he damn ownage. He keep on trying to beat Ash, which is the champion in Red version. (he playing on handphone) Then the champion all the pokemon lvl 70-80, and joshua's proest pokemon only level 57 Feralligator. The most surprising is he actually killed lvl 81 pikachu in one turn. His level 44 graveller use earthquake 1 hit KO lvl 81 pikachu. Damn cool. Then come out espeon level 73, and espeon spammed psychic and all his pokemon died. LOL. Screwed boy.

LOL, today is a funneh day. Wednesday i'm going to slack again, because i going wushu grand finals. Hoope we can win something so i can bring back trophy also, cos i substitute, and substitute also can get trophy! LOL.

noobs
spig

new skin

2009-04-12T21:34:00.002+08:00

New skin :)

I'm changing skin because the old one lagged like mad whenever i visit it, and i wanted a skin like luky's one which has tabs and is quite long (not squished like some screwed up crap). I will add the music later. For now, comment on my new skin!

embedding from youtube somehow screws the text. Next time i need to embed the thing to smaller size lol.

*P.S. Gosh, coming to my own blog now makes me scared, because it is the same as *****'s blog?! I nv copy la. I was randomly searching around blogger and i found this on "people who liked this also like:" thingy.

bye.

2009-04-12T16:14:00.002+08:00

Some random chain mail I received from my friend:

Find the error, its impossible

1
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5
6
7
8
9
10
11
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Did you know that 80% of UCDS students could not find the error
above? Forward this to al least 5 people with the title 'Find the error,
its impossible', and when you click 'Send', the answer will be really
obvious.

showing how stupid UCDS students are. I found the error in 5 seconds. But i think i was lucky lol.

tim yu showing me his AMAZING intellect again. I'm speechless.

Ty 还我河山 - giving up says:
*i see no error
*lol
*izzi no 0
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - ima luigi says:
*ok
*you are a dumb noob
*that's not even an error lol
Ty 还我河山 - giving up says:
*u mean the word play?
*find the rror
*its impossible to find the error
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - ima luigi says:
*come on
*it's SO OBVIOUS
*are you that srs
Ty 还我河山 - giving up says:
*lol k lahs
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - ima luigi says:
*find the error, ITS impossible
Ty 还我河山 - giving up says:
*yea wor dplay
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - ima luigi says:
*oh my
*you are too good
*what's the difference between ITS and IT'S
*that's not word play
Ty 还我河山 - giving up says:
*it is
*dumb
*lol i dunnoe la
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - ima luigi says:
*lol noob
*it's called grammatical error
Ty 还我河山 - giving up says:
*removing the damn aphrostope

and btw, if you read the above convo, the error is the word "its". It should be "it's". Wrong word form/grammatical error. lol. I think i last time keep reading some grammar book like a retard that's why find the error so fast. pro anot?

gay
spig

what a saturday

2009-04-11T23:38:00.004+08:00

TODAY IS SATURDAY! AND I...

slacked.

What didja expect? Work? c'mon la...

so basically today i did ONE piece of chinese worksheet, and played for the rest of the day. Basically did everything. I read some book, played some smash, watched some smash, watched one piece, played FOF, and even had time to go play badminton. lol. So today, i just wasted the whole of today. congradulations.

anyway, watched some SO STUPID videos of my favourite comedian: nigahiga and kevjumba! They posted like almost the same time, and isai also posted like 10 videos, and danny posted around 3. So my subscriptions update was spamming shit.

funny shit.

GOOD friday

2009-04-10T17:58:00.005+08:00

today is GOOD friday!!!!!!!!!!

I <3 public holidays so much. Can slack all day long. lol.

Morning I "tried" to study by looking at adrian's notes. Gave up after around 10 seconds reading social contract. I still don't understand what is social contract lol. Only know from hanyang it's something like giving up your rights in order to get protected by the goverment. Makes me wanna die just looking at these political ideologies...

Afternoon watched one piece as usual, and played a while of shen yang's lame hunterstory. It's quite fun, but when i play i keep on just closing and feel like killing myself. Because whenever i see the exp bar i wanna go and eat shit. 30k to next level? srsly.

After that played smash with yuchen DAMN FUNNY. His com got some spastic disease then he keep saying "got error, got error" then dunno why just keep on cannot. And he doesn't know what's a "rom directory" also. So in the end, he restarted his computer twice, and uninstalled the whole pj64k and reinstalled it. Still cannot work. So i asked him to check his rom directory, and he say everything was set. And then we just tried for the last time for fun, and IT SOMEHOW WORKED. LOL. But it died 3 times before we really started to play. His falcon is quite good now, and he knows how to edgeguard with falcon kick, which is damn annoying. His yoshi is also not bad, and it can edgeguard with the disgusting egg thingy which somehow even out-prioritise donkey kong's up B. But his ness sucked. Mainly because he can never do the recovery right. lol. Damn funny. Keep on either sending himself flying DOWNWARDS or whacking the wall and bouncing off and die. Overall he got improve, and i deproved. didn't play smash for too long lar. Homework overload + one piece + frets on fire are responsible for that.

Ahhhh, tmr then saturday... Slack again. Then sunday, slack again. Ohhyeaaa~ (gay) nice. I like slacking.

LOOK AT HIS FINGERS! LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

41 days to CSM.

lots of ~~love~~slacking
super slacking spig (omg alliteration)

projects day screwed

2009-04-09T19:14:00.002+08:00

projects day was totally screwed! because we had our presentation in the auditorium for the first time, and it's soooo big and you have to use a microphone, which made me shitted in my pants. Then i keep forgetting what i need to say and tense up like shit, and Jennifer Ting purposely took advantage of that and ask me a lot of questions, and then i suddenly mental block and cannot answer any question. Luckily got Damian back me up, but the teacher still say "you... sure you got do your research? Need damian to help u answer my question izzit?" WTF LA DAMN SCREWED. FUCK!

anyway, good thing is that today is the end of the week, and i can finally slack again! Tmr good friday so no school also. damn cool sia. Can watch one piece/slack/eat shit at home.

Just now was playing hunterstory, a very lame and retarded game introduced by shen yang. I play until i headache sia, cos got too much stages. I just unlock, then have more and more, and the leveling up is too difficult! You level to 2nd level need only 1 exp, but from level 20-21 you need like 6000 exp WTF la. Eat shit and die lol.

After that i also tried frets on fire(very free today), and owned myself. The keys for chop suey so messy and difficult that my SCREWED UP BRAIN WITH SLOW REACTIONS AND NOOB BRAIN NERVE CELLS can't handle. Keep gettin owned and have to keep restarting and restarting. idiot.

Annnnd, i suddenly feel like playing pokemon. lol. Back to playing pokemon hahahahahahhaaaa. noobs.

eat shit
spig.

Danny

2009-04-07T17:50:00.007+08:00

jizzing fingers at work.

btw, danny is the youngest best guitar hero player. He even went to some show and beat the record. lol. He is not a lifeless addict though, he is just talented =P

Ty - TAG "www.tim-yu-yd.blogspot.com" pls lol says:
*lol
*eh'
*teach me how to upload vids
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - BYOB is hard like hell. says:
*LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*LAUGH OUT LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
*laugh at yourself
*er srsly
*why you dunno how to upload video
*there's a big fat button in youtube called UPLOAD
*fat button
Ty - TAG "www.tim-yu-yd.blogspot.com" pls lol says:
*fag
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - BYOB is hard like hell. says:
*what you uploading
*your face?
Ty - TAG "www.tim-yu-yd.blogspot.com" pls lol says:
*YEAH
*..
*ok fuck
*i dunnoe how to upload
*OH
*the embed
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - BYOB is hard like hell. says:
*are you down syndromed?
Ty - TAG "www.tim-yu-yd.blogspot.com" pls lol says:
*lol
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - BYOB is hard like hell. says:
*what's your youtube acc
Ty - TAG "www.tim-yu-yd.blogspot.com" pls lol says:
*u said upload wad
*anywya
*I WANTED TO EMBEED
*not upload
*sori for wron info
- '(W)ShuangxingLaa√[Ĥʗïωʊsɦų] - BYOB is hard like hell. says:
*FUCKING
*nice one
Ty - TAG "www.tim-yu-yd.blogspot.com" pls lol says:
*lololol
*lol screw u
*im not down syndromed
*im juz abit lag

yu can't differenciate between upload and embbed.

stupid dickhead.

2009-04-06T21:18:00.002+08:00

stupid dickhead today is the most dickhead day ever.

Borring day as usual, with all the homework overload going apeshit. English was a bitch in the face, because Adrian was like "ok guys, you need to complete a 100000 word novel by the end of this period", and we just died after hearing that. Srsly, we have way to much stuff for english! What was Adrian thinking? LOL. And damn funny when he come into the class; He was like "Ok i went to check the 3S4 ppt on IVLE, and i realised that NOBODY in this class has uploaded it yet." LOL then the whole class start to laugh. 3H3 also. Double class daoage for the won.

Then after school Mr Tan Kai Yuan (i dunno him well cos he is our bio teacher and i don't take bio) came into the class and SHOWED US HIS MOVES. He did all the hip-hop rock moves. Damn nice! All the sexy stuff he go show us. LOL then when i walk past him he was like couldn't control it and started doing circle glide WHILE LEANING AGAINST THE RAILING. Holy smoke.

Then arh, stupid retarded damian faggedy dickhead keep on doing his overdue homework and drag the projects day meeting. In the end he became the leader and i need to suit his time and all the shit. So i practically LOOKED AT HIM do his homework for 1 hour, before finally meeting sandra. And we only talked to her about 20 minutes, and we waited for another guy to talk first before we talked to her, so I wasted around 1h 20min doing BULLSHIT.

Anyway, i won't be blogging everyday liao. Find it too difficult to maintain, and it just wastes too much time. Not that ppl care anyway lol. Who reads my blog?

cheers
SPIG

show me your deus ex machina

2009-04-04T16:06:00.002+08:00

haha

digitalph33r just ball-raped everyone on the internet.

"Hey,

I know I told you all I basically had no interest in Deus Ex Machina anymore and lost faith in the series due to the numerous episode pulls do to music copyright infringement, but I decided to suck it up for those eagerly anticipating the final act and just get it done and out of the way.

I actually managed to land myself in the hospital for a few days after attempting a self-circumcision with a kitchen knife to see what it would feel like to be lacking any foreskin, and it was during my recovery time that I decided to type up the script for act 5 of Deus Ex Machina's series finale. As soon as I got home I began production and managed to get it finished while still leaving plenty of time to resume my regularly scheduled programming.

Word of advice, circumcision is bad, especially self-circumcision. If you're gonna have it done, have a professional mutilate your penis (for no logical or even medical reason).

Without further adieu, I present act 5 of Deus Ex Machina's series finale. You can view it here. Remember to set it to High Quality (the HQ button on the lower bar).

Thanks,
Jon "

That was like the most awesome april fools prank ever!!!!!

If you look at the comments page, you'll realise, that there were only 18 comments on that video, and then from april fools to now there's been over like 650 comments made, ALL of them about digitalph33r. Some say he is awesome, some say he is "dickqu33r", some say he didn't cut his foreskin or whatever. But anyway, that prank was totally... unspeakable. lol.

anyway, stupid homework listing time again:

1. English project utopia ppt + handout
2. Yzzk
3. Newspaper reflection
4. compo summary (dao)
5. Ying Yong wen
6. Physics
7. Blog post
8. Compre ass 1
9. projects day
10. discussion forum about foreign workers
11. IHC project

HOLY SHIT SMOKE WHAT THE GAY MOTHER i can't believe i am still playing.

lets see er... 46 days to CSM

funneh

2009-04-03T20:57:00.002+08:00

lol. Friday.

Today is both a very slack and very funny day. Start of the morning already mr. hilarious damian was all li3k OH SHIT, because he forgot that he have flag raising duty. Then after coming back to class En Ying and Kelvin was being DJs in front of the class, keep on using the loudspeaker which is actually for the projector to blast music from their phone. Then they keep on making the whole class hyper by making "sing-along" kinda stuff. Damian knew like almost all the songs and i knew none -.- Then damian was like addicted to a song that goes like "you spin my head round round round round round and you go down and you go down" or smth like that, and then start to light-speed-rap the first verse, which could not be comprehended.

And physics was DAMN slack (obviously, boon). Srsly, DAMN slack. 1h 20min all went into DISCUSSION. She even said herself "this discussion is made so that you can learn more, and i can SLACK." Damn funny lol. Then she keep on getting opinions from the whole class, without actually doing much teaching. It was damn slack and rose our suspicion that she also dunno the answer, that's why keep asking for response. But i learnt pretty much anyway.

And recess we went over to JC side to eat. Damian keep saying he next year must come JC side everyday to "act JC" and then can flirt with girls. lol. We both ate malay stall, and i was totally being a maniac. I ate $3 of roti prata, which was quite okay, because i eat roti outside also and the price is similar, and 1 ramly burger which cost me $2.50! WTF. The ramly burger damn scam. They say today SPECIAL OFFER $2 ONLY! Then in the end they force me to add an egg, and it became $2.50 as usual... wtf. So today i spent $5.50! Shit! There goes my saving. I need to be like damian like that, 2 weeks save 100 effing bucks, all put in his then make it bulky like bullshit...

And the best thing is, today I LEFT SCHOOL AT 12.40PM AND WHILE EVERYONE IS STILL HAVING LESSON, I ALREADY REACHED HOME AT 1.15PM! HAHAH NOOBS.

Slack = the best.

~~cheers~~SLACK ON
spig.

slack

2009-04-02T19:55:00.009+08:00

slack slack slack.

This few days damn slack sia. For me la not for everyone else. Since it's the competition week, that means no CCA for me. So i am suppose to go home early on tuesday and friday. And since i don't take bio, i am released at 12.40pm on thursday and friday, and since i'm sick, i PON the whole of wednesday. So here goes:

Tuesday: Released at 1.20pm
Wednesday: PON school.
Thursday: Released at 12.40pm
Friday: Released at 12.40pm.

That's some awesome shit. !

And now, i've realised i got a SHIT LOAD OF WORK IN MY FACE.

i signed up for like so many projects, talk, drama, show, competition, this, that, and in the end i realise, i have no fucking time.

jiawen's poster really says a lot about me.

april fools noobs

2009-04-01T19:29:00.003+08:00

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS NOOBS!

make sure you DO get scammed today.

49 days to CSM

napfa

2009-03-31T19:42:00.002+08:00

yo nubs

today my napfa test 5 stations. and guess what?

I PWNED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE HAHAH NOOB LOSERS GAY FAGGOT EAT MY SHIT.

lol ok that was damn ego, but i srsly was being damn ownage all of a sudden. Maybe it's because i'm sick and then my body is being overeactive? lol.

First everyone did sit-ups. Me & Damian did together, and i did 44 while he did 45. I barely did 44, but damian was like spammed 45 and then just lie there until time finish. Siao. Ownage bastard.

After that my group went over to 4x10m shuttle run. I ran 10.2 seconds at first, which was damn noob, so i went to retry and got 9.8. 9.8 is damn good la. My average about 10.0. lol. Damian got 10.0 i think and that's also an A, but he think it sucked balls.

After shuttle run we went over to my most pwnage station: The standing broad jump! I jumped 246cm at first, but there was a 2nd try, and the first try i somehow slip diao, so the second try i use all my strength, and...

I JUMPED 259CM ZZZOMGWTF PWNAGESHIT SUPERSPECIALAWESOME1337!

LOL. i was competing with damian la, then when he jumped 255cm he was like "lol i bet i pwn you" but when i say i 259cm he goes "wtf siao retarded piece of gay shit" lol.

After that is my noobest station: the sit and reach. okay lar, 47cm. That was like my best best best, because usually i only can do until 40cm. Today i tried using my friend's method, which was to spam and stretch your hand until you tear your hamstring before the test, so you will be damn flexible. I did 47 but my hamstring is currently disabled.

And finally, the idiotic chin-ups. This year i 15 liao, so i need to do chin up la. I usually only can do 5, but somehow today i did 8, which is the minimun for A. So today, MY 5 STATIONS GOT 5 A, AND ACHIEVED FULL MARKS. OWNAGE SHIT.

everybody buy me a b33r. qu33r b33r.

Anyway, charm's tagboard is so hilarious. Like there's 3 stalkers, each with a completely different mindset from the rest. Damn funny when the 3 of them quarrel.

One is the "professor" guy who talks in a super decent and philosophical way.
One is the critic, who started the quarrel by flaming charm and saying she sucks.
One is the "hypocrite", because he keep on acting friendly and claim that he is charm's primary 2 friend. (pls la, that trick is cliche among the cliche stories...)

and jonlim has perfect english. I LOVE reading his/her tags. Filled with lovely abbrieviations that makes everyone's life easier, especially mine. So, fucking, convenient. [note the fucking sarcasm, loser]

and finally, charm, why can't you just post on your blog, in header 1 font, these words:

FUCK OFF, EAT MY SHIT, AND DIE. MOTHERFUCKER.

damian style.

cheers,
spig.

old blog

2009-03-30T20:34:00.004+08:00

i've just imported my old blog here. LOL. Look how much of a faggot i was last time. If you are extremely sensitive to vulgarities, pornographic/mature contents, or are unable to bring yourself to see horrifying posts, don't go to those archives. (i bet i just made you really wanna read those archives lol. But srsly, they suck.)

Anyway, today is damn pwnage. We ALMOST had 4 periods aka 2h 40min of free time! Because our english teacher is on MC and he has double period today, and our chemistry teacher was SUPPOSED to have gone to beijing, and the relief teacher for her is on MC also. Then firstly for english we got owned, because Adrian showed us his moves by giving us like SO MUCH HOMEWORK just because he is on MC. So we DIED doing his work. Then LiewSG suddenly popped out of nowhere and said she is going beijing tmr, so today still can teach. lmao, 4 free periods = scam shit.

Then after school do projects day shit. Shen yang slacker la pday nv do anything one. Luckily he redeemed himself a bit by bring a laptop and tried telling sandra about our proposal. But he made himself more screwed up by blasting music, playing handphone games and downloading hunterstory on his computer while we were like damn pissed because we couldn't find the solution to our problem. Then finally sandra tan owned us by coming up with a damn simple solution. lol. in the end she proved that our brain are all screwed up gay crap.

Update on miss charm's tagboard: THIS IS SPARTA! Lol her tagboard isn't even like her tagboard. There's like random arguments and spamming everywhere, involving strangers. lmao shit. They keep spamming like soooo much stuff, there's "hey" trying to niao charm and there's "passer by" trying to act like a highly accomplished professor speaking in extremely decent, morally right and majestic language (dude, internet pl0x) and her friends all backing up her (vinita actually used the word FUCK). DAMN COOL SIA! *looks over to MY tagboard* sighh... She still can get so pissed. If there were some gay bastard flaming me, i'd be all li3k "heyyyy, KEEP DA FLAMING GOING I'M LOVING IT" lol. Ownage. Let's await for her response to this shit load of crap.

and srsly, DON'T READ MY ARCHIVE. it's extremely stupid and disgusting. back then i was like... soooooooooooooooooooooooo damn immature and childish. I almost sounded like jiawen. haha.

anyway, shen yang showed the class this vid. DAMN FUNNY. well, if you understand it anyway.

chill
spig.

*edit* OH MY FUCKING GOD, after i read like 2 posts i couldn't continue on reading my archives. i'm so embarrassed that i think i should go and die. WAS THAT EVEN ME? ANYWAY, i've CHANGED now, so don't judge me by what you are seeing BEFORE. that was SEC 1, now i'm SEC 3.

lolipop

2009-03-29T17:33:00.003+08:00

LOL digitalph33r is da king

"Man, you chill for a few weeks and people make up the stupidest shit, like you die in a car accident, and then the rumors spread like a gay game of telephone."

LOl he was inactive for 2 weeks because he was chilling and thinking of new ideas for hard justice and arby, then ppl start saying he died in a car crash. ROFL! Now digitalph33r = james/lily potter?

today damn sian la, stay at home and rot. Got so many projects to do. I has got:
1. Projects Day (SMRP)
2. CHAOS project
3. English ideal socialogy
4. some TJ's business project

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf... I die liao la. Disgusting. I still got other homework somemore. sian...

and i just realised how awesome miss charm is. She can be so angry at some random person who criticise/flame her (from the fact she actually TAGGED to own the person's ass), and yet she uses some "humane" (quote from luky) language instead of "omfg noob go away and eat shit" lol. Pro. If it was me i'd all be like

Heyyyyyyyyyy, STFU AND GTFO lol piece of gayfuck.

pwned.
spig.

lol btw i am going to count down to the day HCI and NYGH's annual sports meet, which will be held on 20th may (wtf disgusting)

that's like... 52 days OMGWTFBBQ.

little kuriboh is winner.

2009-03-28T21:54:00.003+08:00

Yo guys...

Today went to macritche with my family. Damn idiotic la. Just keep walking around. They say cos we lack of exercise that's why must go. What the shit lor, they ownself nv exercise dun drag me lar. I got like 4 trainings every week leh. Retarded... Want to die liao still must go waste more time walking. But ok lar, at least it is preparing for my nafa.

Then in the night went to some shanghai restaurant and ate dinner. dunno why leh, they suddenly had a coupon or something for there, then they say try it out. The food was quite nice but very expensive. Even the water and the tissue paper they give cost money. Lmao. But the food is nice la. Tasted good, and the amound is sufficient.

OMG i'm in <3 with one piece lol. Because tim yu suddenly ask me watch, so now i keep watching like a mad pig. Whole day watching, and luckily this weekend not much homework. But still got projects day + chinese shit project + CHAOS project, so i think i better start cheonging tmr. LOL. Everyone go watch one piece NAO.

LOL. I wonder how screwed up nigahiga's brain are in order to think of such awesome ideas. haha. pwned. Go watch yu gi oh also, episode 37 just came out. Damn cool...

And LOL miss charm suddenly BEASTED some random stalker on her blog. Damn funny. Usually she just reply to tag all in one shot, but today she kinda couldn't resist the flaming (like meh on youtube XD) and showed the stalker her moves. Awesomeness.

cheers
spig.

Show me your 1am tags.

2009-03-26T19:47:00.002+08:00

Yo muggers

WTF i just realise how screwed up HP ppl's life are. They are srsly sleeping at 3am. I thought that was some stupid joke to make yourself look big and stuff. Like last time some idiot in 2I keep saying "yesterday what time you sleep? HUH YOU SLEEP 11PM SO EARLY I SLEEP AT 4AM LEH FUCK OFF LAH YOU! TEACHER I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP NOW COS I'M SO FUCKING TIRED." lol. then suddenly luky SRSLY made a tag at 3am. What the shit that is the most horribly gay tag i've ever seen. ever.

Anyway, today maths lesson was damn funneh. Because Thamsw was being more babysitting than ever, Damian keep on saying "whoa, piece of fuck i need to die now" or smth like that. But srsly, thamsw is a bullshit teacher. She like suddenly start to talk, and start doing work without interaction one. We can't even see what the shit she writing, and she also dunno how to explain properly. She also SKIPS step like mad, so unless you HAVE ALREADY DONE the work, which was impossible because she only gave us like 5 fucking minutes to do 5 questions, you will be LOST. So damian was like "fuck btich shit ass fuck penis erect FUCKK OFF LA DAMIAN" lol. Fuck i think thamsw need some mentoring and counselling from FongWY or Colin Toh, because they are like 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than her.

And the recess today was bull-shit. I ate a huge ramly burger, and 6 sushi. And then after like 20 minutes I AM HUNGRY AGAIN. Holy shit. I think either I'm going to grow like a dick (I DUN WANNA GROW ANYMORE) or the tapeworm in my stomach evolved to supertapewormEX.

Kz bye for now, see you all mugging noobs later.
spig.

virus in computer = load of bitch.

2009-03-25T21:18:00.002+08:00

Yo.

Today went to Jurong Birdpark for founder's day CIP. Not bad la, the experience was quite ok. PICTURES NAO!

Can't see anything lol

There's the bird. It's a type of FALCON!

lol another picture of FALCON.

got invited up and was enjoying herself.

FALCONRY PAWNCH

shiiiiiiiiiiiii.... heeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Jeremy: Haizzzzzz....

lol fugl3t boy.

luky showed me his mooze.

some random bird.

en ying spastic camwhoring.

I will upload tim yu's photo when he is no longer emo.

Anyway, it was quite a nice trip la. We basically have to walk around while talking to our partner, which are all elderlies. My partner is super energetic and independant, so i didn't really have to do much la. She was talking with her sister and viewing everything by herself anyway. LOL. We watched some show, in which the performer failed halfway through. He was like "ok, now i will show you how this awesome bird is going to break the ostrich egg using stones!" Then he go put some small rocks beside this huge ostrich egg, and the bird didn't even try to break the egg. He keep saying like "eh bird, the egg is there, break it. Use the stone, c'mon. Do it" then the bird just dao and look away. In the end he just say "lets dao this and carry on" LOL. Cool.

After that we went some cafe place in which the food is ultimate. One piece of noob shit chicken pie cost $3.50!!!! And it sucks. Then the spastic Jun Hean was being a rich and pampered noob by buying lots of stuff. He bought a small cup of ice-cream that is NINE DOLLARS, a chicken pie that's $3.50 (he threw it away after like 2 bites wtf), another ice cream which is like $3.50, and a cheesecake which is $3.50. Retarded piece of gay shit.

Then when the food came for the elderly, we were told that we don't get to eat, because only enough for elderlies. So we had to watch them eat and drool. But after giving out the food packets, there were like 7 extras. When the teacher said we could have those extra ones, me and luky were like "omgah, i can has 1?" and then went to cope a whole packet. I shared some with kelvin la.

After the trip i went to ortus room and gay around with damian and some other ortus dudes. Damian was listening to music, and i just go there and started slacking, because we had to wait until 3.15 before we meet our mentor sandra. So we call our other SLACKING DICKHEAD group member, shen yang, and he said he was in KAP EATING MCDONALD. So damian heard that, and he did something damn funny. He go and take his phone straight away, called shen yang, and when shen yang said "hello?" he go scream into the receiver,"FUCK OFFFF!" and hang up. Then he found it damn addictive, so he did it again, and laughed at himself. Edwin and Ernest were playing some retarded handphone game, and were being damn hyper. Ernest keep having orgasm whenever he dies, and Edwin keep on having full-body spasm when he win. Damn hilarious to look at them. Wei Ren was playing pool and was wearing like a bandit. He go and unbutton his uniform, wear a blazer over it, tucked in his blazer, roll up his long pants, and wear his tie like a bandana around his head. DAMN RETARDEDLY FUNNY LOOKING. He looked between a cross breed of a spastic bandit and a down syndrome guy who can't wear proper cloths. LOL. no offense wei ren...

Anyway, life in sec 3 sucks. Everybody suddenly either become damn emo or damn attitude. And the homework load is killing me, AND i can't understand a shit in lesson now because the teachers are on hyper mode. Damn, JUNE HOLIDAY SAVE ME!

And on a side note, i have just gotten EAT-A-LOT-LIKE-A-FAT-WONG disease. Now my food consumption is TREMENDOUS. Last time i just eat some biscuit/bun for recess and a small plate of rice/bowl of noodle can liao, but now i am EXTREMELY hungry even after i eat lots of rice for both recess and lunch. Damn retarded. And then i will be hungry in the afternoon again. By dinnertime i can DIE already, and will overconsume by eating almost 2 bowl of rice. OMG shit i cannot afford to grow any fatter. Fat ass stop eating like a wong.

And my spine is still broken.

~~cheers~~ cry and die,
spig

falcon punched my spine.

2009-03-24T19:25:00.002+08:00

Hey noobs.

Sian, today i got a lot of things to blog about, but i don't really feel like blogging nia. Very tired.

Today basically stayed back after school and did chinese homework. i owe my teacher like mad cow, so i must give her back sia. Damn waste of time la. All the YZZk worksheets are gay...

Morning was damn funny. I took 157, and it was a pathetic single decker, which probably means i won't be able to get onto it due to the amount of ppl trying to squish into it. It was packed like mad, and i could never have gotten in. But there were 2 old lady, who were shouting "EH YOU ALL CAN SQUEEZE INSIDE OR NOT? i WAIT FOR THE BUS 20 MINUTES OREADY, CAN YOU ALL PLS BE MORE CONSIDERATE?" Then the bus driver also scared quickly open the door and slowly they started shifting. They damn asshole also, so big space then also dun wanna move. Faggots. So in the end i got onto the bus and yepp, i saw my crush. But only for 2 seconds, because she was like so behind and was at the side of the bus. So i only saw her for 1 second when i board the bus and 1 second when i alighted the bus. No regrets anyway. I'm not so retardedly emo now, not like SOME ASSHOLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY STALK MY PREVIOUS CRUSH. omg. won.

Damn, I injured my SPINE. That's freaking dangerous and disgusting. That means i might just get paralysed like any second now. It's like severely injured, cos i can feel the intense strain whenever i stretch out my hand. Damn pain. Going to die liao. O shit, i need falcon to punch it back to shape!

well, a video for you guys to enjoy, and have some laugh. Enjoy this douchebag owning himself twice!

Cheers
SPIG DA PWNS.

Gala dinner lol

2009-03-23T21:10:00.004+08:00

haha, sorry today then post about 21st March.

21st march was hwachong's NINETY'ETH ANNIVERSARY! OMGWTFBBQ SHOOMIYAMOOZE GIMMEURMONEHZ luawl. So obviously they had to make it all grand, majestic and shit. Was quite a success anyway.

I was one of the noob peformers. I was suppose to arrive at 3.45, but i arrived at 4.30 because i was BEING SO DAMN DAMN UNLUCKY. I came out at 3.00, and then i had to go back home again because it suddenly RAINED LIKE MAD COW, so i took my umbrella, and it was already 3.15. Then after i came out, the rain was really being a falcon. IT BROKE MY UMBRELLA OMGWTF. So i was like, stuck in this block, cannot even return home. And my costume all wet like shit liao. So i just dun give a shit and ran back home, change to dry shirt, and changed to some other shirt which isn't even the costume, and then i walked to 156 bus stop lor. 156 is damn slow cos it winds everywhere and finally ends up in HCI, so i don't usually take it, but the whole path to the bus stop is covered, so i have no choice but to take that junk of a bus. Finally reached at 4.30 and got owned by the costume -.-

Then we finally started to rehearse for the shit. It was still drizzling and our drums were very vunerable to water, so we couldn't bring it out. So we thought we had to perform inside the clock tower lor. Then our teacher damn spastic! She call us to suddenly carry ALL the drums out into the open like 20 minutes before guest arrival, and then we had to rush everything and rearrange everything over again. Damn spastic. And guess what? It started drizzling again. By the time the guest of honour came, the drums were already soaked, so it would probably rot and get owned. lol. Good, because all of us hate drums anyway. Drums is actually not bad, but the shirt is OBSCENE, and the teacher is spastic.

AND WE SAW 2 RAINBOW! DOUBLE, DOUBLE RAINBOW! OMGWTFBBQ THAT IS LIKE DAMN RARE? DAMN RARE OKAY? SIDE BY SIDE LEH!

So after the performance, we went down to the field to eat dinner. The dinner is suppose to cost $35, but we didn't pay cos we are superspecialawesome. The food was decent la, but that's not really the main point. Sitting beside Xin De is funny shyt. LOL he keep on being hyper, being excited and suddenly shouting and randoming and mimicking TanBB's gay laughter. Then damn funny Bang Ying and Hong Woon go and sabo him when he went toilet by adding soya sauce, prawn's oil, cabbage, chilli and some other garbage into his coke. Then when he come back we were all trying hard to hide our snickers, but his reaction damn funny when he saw the drink. he was like "SIAO THIS COKE ON TOP GOT OIL ONE LA, WTF SO OBVIOUS THE OIL FLOATING ON TOP YOU EXPECT ME DRINK?" Then he did the most spastic thing of all time: He poured the drink onto hong woon LOL faggot. Damn funny

Soo, it was an enjoyable day. Too good.

Haha, i didn't see her today, but somehow i don't really feel so emo. Noob, i've just overcomed my emoness! Yezz!

tim yu is a noob.

Star War Kid - Drunken Jedi Master

2009-03-22T21:31:00.001+08:00

Star Wars Kid: I AM NOW AN INTERNET PHENOMENUM.

SMASHFEST finally.

2009-03-20T22:19:00.002+08:00

hey guys

today, we finally had smashfest, with only 3 ppl. Me, kelvin fan and yuchen lor, as usual. Shal make a short sweet post today.

so today kelvin came to my house at around 1.15pm and we went to eat together. Yuchen damn spastic. He keep saying "ok i will be on time" but he everytime also late. This time he is way too exaggerating. 1.15pm he not even on MRT yet... So I went to play IWBTG and kelvin started stealing my yugioh cards. Then around 2pm he say he only at bukit batok, so we continued to waste more time, and at like 2.45pm he finally reach Bishan MRT. he can even forget where is my house -.- fuglet. So we had to go fetch him lar. Turned out that he only need to cross ONE more road before he reach my house, but he just couldn't understand my directional guidance...

So, basically we played smash like shit. At first we played free for all, which wasn't so awesome because yuchen keep on getting gangraped and me and kelvin always have to 1v1 ourself. So he complain lar, and we played team battle. Me & kelvin vs yuchen and lvl 9 CPU LOL. Obviously yuchen and lvl 9 CPU got pwned. Me and kelvin keep fooling around by trying to grab while the other guy do falcon/donkey punch. It kept failing, but we managed to do some stupid combo whereby falcon grabbed, and kirby keep doing AAA combo like shit. After that kelvin teamed up with the CPU instead and we ball raped the CPU first, and then gang kirby. Yuchen is DAMN AWESOME in team, because he always do some unpredictable mindgaming shit, and his quick-attack can NEVER be intercepted because he always do some weird shit pattern. lol.

In the end, the ultimate pwnage ME had to team up with the CPU. It was the most unfair and bullshit battle ever. I used samus and my partner CPU was link, and kelvin used kirby while yuchen used pikachu. that's like, TOP tier vs BOTTOM tier. They raped link first, and link actually put up quite a big fight. Samus was bullshit, because samus is so slow. Kirby just basically fsmash samus far far away and continue to team rape link, while my samus slowly floats back to assist, and gets whacked away again. Damn annoying. In the end, i decided. SWITCH ON TEAM ATTACK! Because i found it extremely irritating and disgusting that pikachu keep on spamming thunder and kirby keep spamming fsmash, while me & link can't do shit. In the end, we on team attack and i chose kirby instead of samus. We pwned them lol. Kelvin fan's kirby keep on meteoring/spiking/fsmashing yuchen's pikachu, and yuchen keep on thunder/fairing kelvin. In the end me & link won by a lot. Pwn.

LOL. Who guessed it was a female.

Cheers,
SPIG.

w00t wednesday

2009-03-19T18:02:00.002+08:00

Hey guys

I love yesterday. It was so awesome. It was like the best day of the whole of this year. Damn cool. Why? I'll tell you the reason why.

Yesterday was the only day that can be considered a true holiday, because i have training on mon, tues, thur and fri, which sucks. It would have been good if i'm in competition team, then it makes sense. But i'm just a substitude lol. I might not even go and compete ultimately, so why bother training me like hell? It's like already deciding that the current members are going to fall sick or something... Sian. So yesterday was the only day i am at home for the whole day. Too awesome.

So, in the morning i was playing ssb64 with kelvin fan. Then i realised i raped with bottom tier. I love samus and link lol, although my falcon is still the best. Samus is actually quite ok at horizontal recovery, but it can't do shit against spike/meteor, because screw attack is just too good. While link just sucks at recovery altogether, but is quite rape when it comes to real battle. Anyway, played with kelvin fan for like the whole morning, and raped his balls with my samus and link yea! So he went to use link also and it was somewhere close. But in the end i still won. So after that i went on to use one of the two characters that i hate: DK. The other one is yoshi, and i srsly can't use yoshi for shit. So i used DK, and realised that all of DK's smashes raped balls. It kinda have like the strongest usmash and dsmash in the game, while fsmash i'm not very sure (but still it's insanely strong). Then i lol'ed kelvin fan by beating his kirby with chaingrabs to usmash at the hyrule wall combo area. It's almost like a 0 to death combo, just keep throwing him against the wall and grabbing again and again until the percentage reaches about 60%, then usmash for KO. Damn cool. But DK is srsly too fat. Way too fat. Can't dodge for his ass's sake.

In the afternoon i had nothing to do, so i keep on refreshing other ppl's blog and try to find something to do. So tim yu was like "go watch anime" and then i suddenly had the urge to watch one piece. it's very nice! I watched it for like 3 years already still only at episode 70+ LOL. because i'm too slow at watching anime. Anime are nice, because it brings you into a world of fantasy and adventure! Lets your brain think about all sorts of wierd and cool things, and watching it is also very exciting. Awesome.

In the evening while having dinner, I was thinking how STUPID can adults get. My mom was like "eh you know now stocks dropping like shit leh. Everywhere also stocks drop drop drop. Some ppl only can get back 10% of what they invested leh. luckily mine only drop by a bit sia." I was like... ok, so either way, you still lose money. What's the point then? It's like, picture this scene, whereby there is an activity at the funfair. The activity requires 3 volunteers, who needs to go up the stage, and select between 3 different hats, each containing either a durian, a cactus or a rambutan. What the participants are required to do, would be that they have to shove the thing inside the hat they've chosen up their asshole, and the best choice would obviously be the rambutan. So one of the participant chose the hat containing the rambutan, and says "lucky sia, never get durian or cactus." So ultimately, what the fuck, is the point of even going to that activity? it's like you're bond to lose, so don't even do it in the first place. oh my gosh, i don't understand them at all. Srsly? Like what the douche...

At night, there's some cool activity going on sia. Jiawen is actually talking to wenxin finally. LOL. Yesterday night they finally talked over it, and is finally talking normally to each other. Haiz, i told jiawen liao he also won't listen. He where got very bastard. He was just being himself, and there's nothing wrong. But anyway, I'm so awesome, because i did something that is actually meaningful. I brought 2 ppl back into relationship! YEZZ! I feel so accomplished.

Yea, that's all for yesterday, but guess what...

TODAY, 19TH MARCH 2009, CAN OFFICIALLY SUCK MY BALLS.

Today, nothing is going my way. I fail at FOF today, because i cannot get 5 stars for chop suey in medium, when i am supppose to be able to do it. Then i suddenly have a headache out of nothing. Then i LOST TO A LVL 9 NESS BECAUSE IT'S HEAD WAS SO BIG, and then finally I'm now STUCK AT HOME WITH NOTHING TO EAT AND I'M GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH! Shit. Today = fail.

The only interesting about today is that i actually downloaded an AVGN game. it's DAMN FUNNY. Basically you're AVGN, getting through different levels of the game, which are based on different games. The first level is "super nerd brothers", and you just cross the game beating up mushrooms and turtles, and the boss is bowser, while the second level is some link thingy, whereby you have to beat spiders, some red swordsman and the boss is GANON. But that's not the funny part. AVGN will keep on cursing whenever he gets a hit, and his super move is to roar the word "FUCK!" and does area damage. There's also items like "nintendo power", "cinemassacre chainsaw" and "game genie", whereby nintento power acts like an invincibility star and when he gets it, he says "yea, NINTENDO power, bitch" and the cinemassacre chainsaw which acts like jackhammer in ssb64, and the game genie just destroys every single enemy on the screen, and he goes like "DIE, motherfuckers". Awesome game. His moves are quite shitty though, only up air is quite useful.

ok i just realised i haven't even started on my holiday homework, and i only got like 2 more days. oops, g2g. DIE.

cheers,
spig

smashfest is failfest.

2009-03-18T13:32:00.004+08:00

Ok now instead of starting every blog post with one retarded sentence, i shall standardise everything by starting all my posts with "hey guys".

Hey guys,

Smashfest, is EPIC PHAILURE. It's always like that. Ever since the first time we smashed, there are always ppl who drop out suddenly, and say they can't come. And it's damn fucking annoying. Still, it's only 1 or 2, and the smashfest can go on (although not as exciting anymore). Today was completely awesome. Broke world record. This day shall be recorded in the Guiness world record for PHAILING. 7 ppl say "ok i can come", and in the end only 2 ppl can make it. lol. Bullshit. Jarrett dropped out quite early, but he was already unsure, so for him not a big deal. Then Tim yu and Luky told me yesterday they need to jizz in their pants, so they can't make it today as well. It was actually quite idiotic, but nvm still got 4 right? Then one of them just dao me like fuck i was like "tmr smashfest" "tmr what time what time" "tmr pls come" "OI FUCK REPLY U DICKFUCK" he just dao all the fucking way. So i assume he also not coming. yuchen is the KING. I was like "smash might be wednesday to friday" so he said ok i think can. Then he suppose to go for lessons on 2 RANDOM DAYS (he decide) and go for wushu on 1 RANDOM day (he decide again), so even a person with common sense would go for monday, tuesday and thursday. But no, he's incredible, don't you see? he doesn't have common sense. He has INCREDIBLE sense, so he just dao the monday and tuesday lesson, and now he say "eh lol why you never tell me whether it's wednesday or friday then now i can't go". WTF? What the shit does it matter? He can't go for EITHER wednesday or friday anyway. You know what? Forget it. Screw smashfest. Fail. FAIL. Fucking veto.

Yesterday night was quite funny though. I was been a "linker" trying to help jiawen talk to his old primary school friends, cos he complain he nv talk to anybody in his old primary school liao. So i added him and wenxin into same convo. Then jiawen was acting damn guai-lan-ly. He keep on refuse to talk, and keep saying "what to say?" "how to talk?" "talk for what?" lol. He change so much liao. Last time he is like fearless one. Just randomly confess to ppl in front of their face and don't give a shit about gender. Then now he keep thinking he "attitude" when he was in primary school, and he was a fucking bastard back then. Damn funny la. Dunno what he thinking. Anyway, jiawen, IT'S UR OLD P6 FRIEND LA. THEY WON'T GO GUAI LAN YOU OR SCOLD U RIGHT. Sooo lost for word for what... Haizzz... To think that jiawen and wenxin used to be so good friends. time changes everything. gay.

ok wtf i had been playing ssb64 for like the whole fucking day since morning. I just realised samus actually kinda rock balls. So now my main are the 2 sexiest male & female character in the game. LOL. Shoomeyamooze! *robotic shit sound*

Anyway, quiz time again. Somehow i'm addicted to quizzzzezz.

Name 20 people you can think of right now.Don't read the questions until you've named the 20 people.At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this.It's not in order.

1. Jiawen
2. Tim yu
3. luky
4. TJ
5. Wenxin
6. Damian
7. Shen Yang
8. Evelyn
9. Kai Feng
10. Hong Woon
11. Bang Ying
12. Hakiim
13. Jun Da
14. Shawn Wong
15. tim yap
16. jing zhan
17. jeremy tay
18. Kelvin Fan
19. Isai (joel alvarado) (lol)
20. Ken Hoang (lolx2)

-How did you meet 14? (Wong)
We were classmates in 1I and 2I

-What would you do if you never met 1? (Jiawen)
Then i think my life would be dead as shit. No life in my life.

-What if 9 and 20 dated? (Ken & Kaifeng)
LOL Kai Feng and Ken Hoang? Only when pigs can fly.

-Will 6 & 17 date? (Damian & jeremy)
Don't think so. Damian thinks jeremy is sexy though XD

-Describe 3. (Luky)
LUKY is t3h most awesome smasher i've ever met in real life. he is ALMOST as good as me (lol jk) sia, that means he is so awesome. He is a very funny guy who can easily beast anyone on the internet, and he attends the world's most hellish programme known as HP. He also has a very spastic face(lol)

-Describe 7. (Shen yang)
Shen yang is a CHEATER! who cheated during CSC and got 90 la wtf. he never even study then get so high then pull his integrated humanities from E8 to B3! wtf... He also plays DOTA a lot and brings his PSP to school and play it during freetime. This often result in him being the slacker/freeloader in projects day *cough*.

-Do you know any of 12's family members? (Hakiim)
Yep. I know He has 2 brothers called Faheem and Anwaar.

-What language does 15 speak? (Tim Yap)
Godly universal language that nobody can understand except ppl with IQ over 9000.
lol srsly, he speaks english and chinese and jap.

-Who is 9 going out with? (Kai Feng)
dunno la. Alston?

-How old is 16? (Jing Zhan)
14 i think.

-When is the last time you spoke to 13? (JunDA)
SPOKE face to face then it would be last friday i think during sabbatical week. He so fuglet i can see him everywhere la.

-Who is 2's favourite band/singer? (Tim Yu)
Err... Twins?

-Would you ever date 4? (TJ)
YEA! HE'S SO HOT! (lol)

-Would you ever date 1? (Jiawen)
lolz. Even if i AM gay, he already has a girlfriend. so NO.

-Is 19 single? (Isai)
not sure leh. He smash too much already la no time to go find girlfriend.

-Would you ever be in a relationship with 11? (Bang Ying)
Gay. I mean NO.

-School of 3? (Luky)
HCI

-Where does 6 live? (Damian)
Serangoon.

-What is your favourite thing of 5? (wenxin)
The only girl that i can talk to without feeling nervous/shy. (being in boy school for so long made me scared of girls.)

-Have you seen 2 naked? (tim yu)
LOL. why should i?

5 ppl to show this quiz their moves:

1. Tim YUUUU
2. LUKY
3. TJ
4. JIAWEN
5. WENXIN

And now, i shall standardise my concluding sentence to

Cheers,
SPIG.

angry video game nerd is t3h man!

2009-03-17T11:00:00.006+08:00

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry...
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd

I am really in love with the nerd! He is so creative in his language. lol.

IT'S 1000! YEZZ!

Hey CharmingZelda don't be emo k? There is still people that cares about you. You have so many friends and sisters, and there's still someone who loves you right? :D

quiz again

2009-03-16T17:55:00.005+08:00

i like quiz. It kills time. And i have nothing to do now. Actually i have A LOT of things to do but i just feel like doing nothing.

There ya go :D

01.Single, taken, naked or flirt?
huh????? taken?

02.Are you happy with that?
lol wuts?

03.Would you still kiss your ex?
i have no ex.

04.Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes. But it's not about love relationship.

05.Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
NO WAY! STUPID SHEN YANG ASSHOLE CHEAT IN CSC TEST

06.Have you ever talked about marriage?
No la.

07.Do you want children?
Yep.

08.How many?
74. I need to beat the thailand dude. LOL. no la. 2 ba. i know the feeling of having no siblings and it's FUCKING SCREWED.

09.If someone like you now, would you want them to tell you?
YES. And i won't be a bitch and say "LOL u look like a dick go way".

10.Do you want someone you cant have?
that question sounded a bit gay.

11.Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

12.Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Yes.

13.What would you say about you recent ex?
recent ex. lolmao

14.Does your ex still have feelings for you?
lol.

15.Do you believe in long distance relationship?
Yea! Relationship can be non-loving too right? How about me & jiawen? lol.

16.Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yea.

TRUTHS ABOUT ME

01.Are you perfect?
I'm a piece of shit.

02.Are you tall?
Tall enough i would say.

03.Are you short?
No.

04.Are you in your pyjamas?
No. why would i?

LAST

01.The last friend you saw?
Uhh... BANG ying.

02.Last talked on phone to?
yuchen, call him to play smash lol.

03.Last person to text you?
my luky friend.

FAVOURITES

01.Number?
how about 9? i like 9 cos 9 = a lot.

02Colour?
RED AND BLACK. IT HAS GOT PHIRE!

03.Food?
i like everything sweet, sour and salty.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

01.What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
opened my window and a breeze rolled in and i

02.Do you have anything bother you?
YES!

03.Whats the last movie you watched in the theatres?
Bride wars.

04.Where is the last place you went?
HCJC for training.

05.Do you smile a lot?
Er... i love smiling but i dunno if i smile a lot.

06.Do you wish upon stars?
I wish upon anything pecular.

07.Are you a friendly person?
I suppose so.

08.Where did you have your sleep last night?
my bed?

09.When was the last time you cried?
can't remember.

10.What was your last thoughts before going to bed?
LOL dreaming about my crush.

11.Rate life as of it now,one being bad,ten being great?
1.337

12.What do you hear right now?
Some asshole driving motocycle past my house DAMN LOUD.

13.Does anything hurt you right now?
Yea.

14.What your favourite month?
DECEMBER cos it's holiday?

EMOTIONS

01.Are you missing someone right now?
yea. jiawen.

02.Are you tired?
super tired.

03.Are your parents still married?
No. I bet nobody knows that. Noobs.

BASICS

01.Real name?
Liu Shuang Xing

02.Eye colour?
brown.

03.Male or Female?
male

04.Crushing?
nipples.

05.Hair colour?
black.

06.Sweats or jeans?
sweats.

07.Phone or Camera?
phone.

08.Health freak?
lol no.

09.Righty or Lefty?
Right.

10.Smoke or drink?
NONE AND I HATE SMOKING AND DRINKING I FUCKING HATE SMOKERS AND I AM DISGUSTED BY THE TASTE OF B33R.

FIRST

01.First best friend?
Weiming ba. Damn long ago.

02.First enemy?
SHAWN WONG JUN KIT BECAUSE HE IS MY ONE AND ONLY AND TRUE ENEMY.

03.First vacation?
uhhh... malaysia.

CURRENTLY

01.Eating?
no

02.Drinking?
no

03.Listening to?
nothing.

04.Plans tmr?
i dunno. i dun plan. rot?

WHICH IS BETTER FOR THE OPPOSITE GENDER?

01.Lips or Eyes?
Eyes. Lips is yucky.

02.Shorter or Taller?
average but cannot be taller than me.

03.Romantic or Spontaneous?
lolz wuts spontaneous

04.Sensitive or Loud?
sensitive.

05.Hook-up or being in a relationship?
wtf is that

HAVE YOU EVER?

01.Drank hard drinks?
ok i feell so stupid i don't understand these questions...

02.Lost glasses or contacts?
yea, and it's damn irritating.

03.Ran away from home?
Somehow, yes.

04.Broken someone's heart?
idk, not as if they'd say to me "EH U IDIOT YOU BROKE MY HEART".

05.Been arrested?
lol.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

01.Do you like someone?
i like all my friends, but i love(as in love, you know what i mean) 1 person.

02.Are you seriously happy with where you are in life now?
NO.

FIVE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
JIAWEN NAO!
TIM YU!
WENXIN!
LUKY!
TJ!

btw LUKY ROCKS la. He keep on making me laugh with his awesome brain lol. We were talking then suddenly he mindgamed me ON MSN roflmao. Damn retarded. We keep on talking about stupid things also, like about VBA and AVGN and other shits. i <3 luky!

GO HIS BLOG READ HIS QUIZ ANSWERS DAMN FUNNY!

SPIG SHOWDOWN

2009-03-16T14:52:00.002+08:00

SHOW-ME-YOUR-MOVES, noobs! cos spig is going to whip ur ass! RWARS.

Finally, luky created my gamertag. yes, now i can definitely own tim yu's zelda/marth/link/fox using my awesome falcon. C'mon!

Ok anyway, i've changed my blog song. How is it? It's damn cool la, because it's actually done by a fan. The original canon rock is played by a guy called JerryC, who is a Taiwanese, and then this asian fan went to make a remix of it. DAMN NICE. Nicer than the original IMO. Wow, this proves that Asian Sentation > anything else. Way to go Ken Hoang! (lol)

Sian la, i realised my posts are all sooo long and draggy. it's retarded. so i shall make a short post today that ends like.. Here! Not really, i have to say to everyone HAPPY MARCH HOLIDAY! Even though it sucks because i have 6 training in 5 days and i need to go Gala Dinner super early for performance. Bull.

2 days to spike-punch. OMG i can't wait.

isai vs ken = ultimate clash

2009-03-15T22:08:00.002+08:00

holy shit why is isai and ken so damn OSSIM???

went to wushu mock competition today, lol was quite slack. I was substitude for ji ti Quan, and somebody rly never come. So i just went for the mock thing lor. Quite good for me la, 8.2/10. The other members weren't satisfied though. Well, whatever.

Anyway, contrary to popular(or rather, tim yu's) believe, i'm not going to talk much about what happened today. Rather, i'm going to talk about a lot of bullshit. So yea, if you think talking bullshit sucks, don't read on. Thx

Hai ya, got what bullshit to talk about? Let's start by talking about ISAI AND KEN. What the bull i can't believe how good they are like 3-4 years back. They are RAPAGE SHIT! Can't link their videos to here now, but srsly, if you search for the series "isai vs ken 1-10" you'll understand. What the hell, they were raping asses with falcon and marth. Isai was like having perfect control of his knee, and his shield to s-hop to nair is damn nice, while ken has a very good choice of moves, because he always use the most effective move, like when to fsmash, when to fair, when to dolphin slash and when to spike. Siao watching them play smash make me wanna punch a baby...

Now the only dudes that i've seen that is able to beat isai when isai is playing at full power is ken and bum. Even if isai played full power, when ken starts to maniac isai isai is helpless. Ken just rapes everyone's balls with marth's abusive sword and priority. Whereas for bum, he has AWESOME DI AND FASTFALL, which makes him able to combo falcon like a dick. He also has a very nice spot dodging skill, and mindgames almost as good as isai. Another player that is very good would be hugS. His samus is a survivor, meaning it refuses to die until over 150%. Damn hard to kill, and hugS has this raping mindgame power. He and isai playing is like some psychic at work lol. Everyone is tricking everyone else. Damn fun to watch. However hugS can't beat isai though, hugS is not offensive and maniacky like isai/bum/ken, therefore he isn't the king.

And i lol'ed when i realise that rebaz is actually a internet beaster lol. he keep commenting and quarrelling with other peeps about smash, and he can get really vulgar when he gets unhappy. Damn fun to watch his quarrel. haha.

What's wrong with lynlee foo lol? to ppl who don't know, she is a news reporter on news 5 tonight. Today, she totally owned me. She made like 10 mistakes RIGHT after the news started, by stumbling over what to say and constantly looking at her script. Then she keep on saying the wrong thing, like so wrong, resulting in fatal information errors. lol. She always keep on mistaking one. The best newscaster is still the indian girl. She never mistake a single time before and is very confident. Too good.

Heya, now i am going to blog about my crush liao. You think i've already overcome my emoness? Well obviously not. I'm still emo as shit. Now i'm even more emo because dear waiyan says that she looks ugly. Damn sad! Then wenxin also say she looks ok, but her face is too small (lol). Tim yu the best la. ("i have no comments, because i only like cute girls") LOL. Luky is the only person until now that agrees she is chio. Sian. Do my taste of chio girls really suck that badly? LOL. I need to keep on waiting sia. Bullshit, how long will this take? Nvm train my patience. lol.

finally, to end this bullshit, i shall emb a CUTE video! CUTTY CUTTY CAT!

LOL NINJA CAT PWNS U ALL! HE IS GOING TO ASSASINATE YOU BEFORE TONIGHT 13AM! ~~RWARS!~~ MEEOWWW!

3 days to falconrape.

LOL socialising

2009-03-14T19:10:00.003+08:00

haha.

Today went to some random NS thing. Basically telling us how NS life is like and how it's going to be awesome and telling us not to be worried. Sounds quite convincing, but i bet it's gonna be hell like OBS la... Sian. Some photos coming up =)

LOL what does this remind you of? BE A MAN, DO THE RIGHT THING - russell peter

army food. Looks not bad, but i think they scam lar, later you really in NS they give you bread and butter -.-

After the trip I lol'ed myself by going woodlands library with Yan Rui, TJ, Kent and some other random Judo guy. I went there quite late cos the stupid NS thing drag me for quite a while. Anyway, we were lolling around in the library la. Supposed to do maths, but then we keep on reading comics on "wolverine" and talking about stupid stuff. Yanrui has a new nickname called "shelf", because when the teacher ask for his register number, his tongue spasmed and said "shelf" instead of "twelve", so the teacher owned him and everyone niao him. then he damn spastic his pimple bleed and he go wipe the blood onto TJ's face then TJ freak out use ultimate JUDO killing move on him (lol). We also keep talking bullshit about wolverine, because in all the comic he CANNOT die. He just refuses to die. He can recover from sword stabbed through his heart, grenades exploded on his nipples, and even his whole body ripped apart. What else do you want? LOL so i say "Wolverine cannot die la, if he die then the book cannot go on", then TJ say really got some retarded movie called "jaws" or something, in the first movie the shark already died, then still came out "jaws 2" and "jaws 3". ROFLMAO.

Yanrui's spastic face XD

YEZZ luky and tim yu both finally come back from melbourne/camp liao, now can spam my tagboard again! Yezz! lol. Good luck on ur quest for your crushes guys, and good luck to me too.

Shit la, can't find SSBM final destination music on the web. I can DOWNLOAD it, but i can't link it to this blog. How disgustingly stupid is that? I just need the URL of the file in .mp3 format, and they simply REFUSE to tell me. Faggots. Grr need to find the moozik!

KK some more random retarded videos on EYE-SAY-UH.

old match between ken and isai, when they were at the peak of their smashing career. You can clearly see how f***ing RAPED they were before. OMG both of them played the skill of super awesome masters... Ken's fair to fsmash and his fair to shieldbreaker is damn nice, but when isai was getting ass-whoopped, he decided to show ken his moves. HIS EVERY SINGLE MOVE PRACTICALLY HAS NO LOOPHOLE. KEN WAS REALLY PLAYING AWESOME BUT HE STILL COULDN'T GET CLOSE TO FALCON FOR COMBO. Isai and Ken ftw.

4 more days to show me your moves.

i love !@#?l@!@?

2009-03-13T21:41:00.003+08:00

LOL the title doesn't fit the content again.

SHIT! today i somehow missed 157. Bullshit. Have to be emo for another week liao. Sian.

Today performed at Pei Hwa, because it's their 120 anniversary (wtf older than HCI siao). It was quite retarded. We keep messing around in the library, and Xin De keep niaoing Hong Woon about his St. Nicks exchange and Techii's height. lol. In the end he got bonded by a lot of ppl i think.

Anyway, I realised that now i'm very screwed. As in, i just realised yesterday that my social circle is damn screwed. After being emo about CharmingZelda, i realised that i could turn to as little as 3 ppl only. What the shit. So now i must expand my social circle like siao, by starting from my Primary school friends. I also realise that i only have contact with like 5 or 6 old p6 friend, which is like damn FUCKED UP. WTF that's so disgusting. So i must keep on talking to my P6 friends, no matter whether they are gangsters or emo noobs. Then slowly expand to HCI, and OWN THE SHIT OUT OF DAMIAN! >:-D

Anyway, going to update my profiles, wishes, hates and those stuff. They are just all too short. LOL. Need to keep a long long long one.

LOLL ANOTHER VIDEO I WATCHED TODAY. Ken chaingrabbed like a whore... Probably because he really wanted the 1st place lol. Anyway i feel it's quite fair, because falco is like top tier, and it's only weakness is its fast falling, which makes chaingrabbing easy. Well, bombsoldier was playing real awesome too. He almost made a comeback, when Ken started his chaingrab TO utilt TO FSMASH death combo again. roflmao. Respect for Ken and Bombsoldier!

5 days to RAPE.

*EDIT* JIAWEN YOU MADE MY DAY! I <3 JIAWEN.

quiz

2009-03-12T21:03:00.002+08:00

from now on, i will call my crush "CharmingZelda".

was reading CharmingZelda's blog and saw this. Anyway...

[1] What is the subject you hate most ?
- Integrated HUMANITIES Core!

[2] Who do you hate ?
- Shawn Wong. He made me truely understand what HATE is.

[3] What happen at 10 am today ?
- Er, was sleeping in sabbatical. lolz.

[4] When did you last cry ?
- Can't remember. Long long ago.

[5] What's your favourite thing to eat with peanut butter ?
- Bread =D

[6] What do you want in your life now ?
- Full series of Link and Mario games and SSB series. And a Wii.

[7] Do you carry an umbrella when it rains , or put up with your hood ?
- None, i just RUN LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

[8] What's your favourite things to put on your bed ?.
- uhh... blankets?

[9] What bottom are you wearing now ?
- HCI shorts

[10] What's your nicest text in your inbox say ?
- Inbox (xx)

[11] Do you wish to make a relationship complicated ?
- N-O-P-E

[12] Are you wearing anything that you borrowed from someone ?
- lol no

[13] What was the last movie you caught ?
- uh... Bride Wars i think

[14] What are you proud of ?
- Proud to be a CHAMPION SSB64 CAPTAIN FALCON USER

[15] What does your oldest message in your outbox say ?
- surprisingly, it's from jasmine telling me some random bullshit.

[16] What is the last song you sang out loud ?
- through the fire and the flames by dragonforce

[17] Do you have any nickname ?
- SPIG(gamertag rofl), swank, johnson

[18] What does your last received message say ?
- Junda - LOL i going liao bb.

[19] What time did you go to school yesterday ?
- missed 157 by 0.1 milisecond and reached school at 7.15

[20] Are you currently happy ?
- No.

[21] Who gives you the best advice ?
- My friends and my family.

[22] Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can ?
- What the heck is whipped cream? More like whip ass!

[23] Who did you last talk on the phone with ?
- Damian

[24] Is anything bugging you now ?
- YES! CharmingZelda!

[25] Who / What was the last thing / person that made you laugh ?
- Damian being a camwhore.

[26] Do you wear toesocks ?
- uh wtf is toesocks

[27] Who was the person you last missed a call from ?
- Tim Yu bah, he spam call me like a dick.

[28] Have you ever had your heart broken ?
- No. It's true.

[29] What annoys you most in a person ?
- Attitude problem.

[30] Do you have a crush on anyone now ?
- YES! CharmingZelda!

[31] Have you ever done cocaine ?
- lol nice try.

[32] What's the color of your room ?
- Light Blue

[33] Would you kill someone for a billion dollars ?
- Depends on who is it. If it's a bad person, i'll do it free of charge.

[34] Do you believe in the saying " Talk is cheap " ?
- I've never heard of that saying.

[35] Who was the last person to lie on your bed ?
- It is I!

[36] Who was the last person who hugged you ?
- LOL that's damn damn long ago i rarely hug people. I think it's jiawen, when he left singapore.

[37] What do you want to say to the person you have a crush on ?
- I would like to say "hi" to her.

[38] Do you have a life ?
- somewhat, yes.

[39] Have you ever thought someone had died when they didn't ?
- LOL.

[40] What's the reason behind your blog song ?
- dedication to TJ

[41] Who was the last person you saw in your dream ?
- This is a deep secret that i shall reveal to no one.

[42] Last time you smiled ?
- a minut3 ag0.

[43] Have you changed this year ?
- yes. i became more screwed but more pro in ssb64.

[44] What are you listening to now ?
- CharmingZelda's blog song.

[45] Are you talking to someone while doing this ?
- my mom.

[46] Do you walk with your eyes closed or opened ?
- 99.999% of the time open, 0.0001% of the time closed. Blinking.

[47] Is there a quote you live by ?
- Show me your moves.

[48] Do you want someone you don't have ?
- I don't WANT anyone. It sounds stupid and idiotic.

[49] Have you ever played an instrument ?
- Yes. I WANT TO LEARN PIANO!

[50] What was the worst idea you thought this week ?
- uh... screwing myself up by doing something extremely gay?

[51] What were doing last night at 11pm ?
- sleeping

[52] Are you happy with your love life now ?
- NO. Not at all.

[53] What song describes your love life ?
- SSBM Final Destination (there's no lyrics, so describe it base on the feelings when you listen to it. =D)

[54] Does that person know that you love him ?
- No. And it sucks.

[55] Who always makes you laugh ?
- Jiawen, Tim yu and Damian

[56] Do you speak other languages ?
- Chinese

[57] Are you blond ?
- gay.

[58] What's your middle name ?
- Shuang

[59] What are you doing tomorrow ?
- Perform bullshit at Pei Hwa (always the same thing over and over again... -.-)

[60] What do you think you are ?
- Professional MLG SSBM player with SPIG as gamerstag (the key word is THINK)

[61] Who do you choose to die with ?
- The most evil person on the world. Get him down with me, and slaughter him in the underworld.

[62] Where have you been today ?
- Science centre camwhoring with damian ROFL

[63] What game do you play often ?
- SUPER-SMASH-BROTHER 64!!!!! I MAIN FALCON AND I DARE ANYONE TO BEAT IT.

[64] Who are you missing now ?
- Jiawen X.x

[65] What are you doing now ?
- Typing.

[66] Which primary school are you from ?
- Huamin Primary School@Yishun

[67] If you are to choose your friends & your love , who will you be with ?
- Obviously friends. I can have no love in life, but i must have friends.

[68] Name three colors you like .
- Red, Black, White.

[69] What emotion you like to show people ?
- cheerful. ha.

[70] What is life to you ?
- something that sucks, but you have to go through anyway. Sometimes it can be interesting and rewarding, but most of the time it's unfair and just want you to be screwed up. However it also teaches you what is strong, and how to respect.

[71] If you have something troubling you now , what will you do ?
- Watch Isai beasting people on Poke Float, or watch AVGN ranting about games.

[72] Who did you last chat with in MSN today ?
- Herbert Phang Zheng Xun about CHAOS =P

[73] Who do you admire the most ?
- I admire a lot of people. I admire almost all sorts of leaders, like Lee Kuan Yew or Obama, and for teachers I admire Mr Chan for his extraordinary knowledge of every single thing, and for friends I admire Tim Yap and Glenden Goh (not a friend i dun even know him well lol) because they are just too good in everything.
I also admire ken and isai for playing so damn ****ing well in ssbm.

[74] Which month are you born in ?
- December!

[75] How are you feeling now ?
- Wierd? Nervous? dunno.

[76] What is the time now ?
- 2050

[77] Where are you now ?
- In my house in my room on my chair

[78] What color would you like to dye your hair ?
- Black. It will remain black forever.

[79] Why are you doing this ?
- Because i just felt the impulse to do it.

[80] What do you do when you're moody ?
- I thought it's already asked? Watch isai whipping asses and AVGN whipping Cartridges.

[81] At what age do you want to get married ?
- 20-30 bah.

[82] Who is more important ?
- "more" should be comparative but there is no choice or comparison for me, so what the heck is this question refering to?

[83] Do you have enough confidence ?
- definitely... NOT.

[84] Who is the person you trust most ?
- I WHOLEHEARTEDLY trust 6 people in my life
1. Jiang Jia Wen, because he is my best friend in Primary school and i like him.
2. Chang Kai Feng, because he is somebody I know i can trust.
3. Poh Wenxin, because she is mature enough to not mess around with ppl's trust (lol)
4. Wang Tian Jie, because he is my first friend in HCI and is like a big bro to me
5. Timothy Yu Yu Dian, because i know he can be trusted for some reason
6. My dad, because he is my dad.

[85] Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after rain ?
- Yes. Well that question was kinda redundant...

[86] If you have a dream come true , what would it be ?
- secret.

[87] What's your goal for this year ?
- This year? PWN EVERY SINGLE SMASHER IN MY OLD/NEW CLASS WITH MY FALCON.

[88] Do you believe in eternal love ?
- Yes.

[89] What do you love ?
- i love NES games, video game music, musical instruments, SSB series, captain falcon, smart people, friendly people, trusting people, anime, and many many other things.

[90] Do you think it's global warming now ?
- Yea, and it sucks how humans are fucking up so badly the revival of Earth. Stop destroying trees you pieces of shitbags! Learn to conserve! Assholes.

[91] What feeling you hate most ?
- When you feel like you can achieve nothing in life because you suck.

[92] You treasure every single friendship of yours ?
- yea.

[93] Do you give up 2nd chance easily ?
- Do i get 2nd chance easily?

[94] Who cares for you most ?
- My daddy.

[95] What do you think is most important in your life ?
- Most important thing in life is to obviously enjoy life.

[96] What will you bring when you fight ?
- I will being my will and nothing else. IT'S A FIGHT TO DEATH.

[97] Do you believe in Fate ?
- I believe in Fate and I REALLY HOPE FATE HELPS ME.

[98] What would you feel if nobody cares about you ?
- depressed like shit, probably thinking about dying.

[99] What if your stead two - timed you ?
- uh, two - time her back? LOL. No la, just break up and start to get consolation from TJ lor.

[100] What do you want now ?
- lots and lots of friends.

[101] How do you find this quiz?
- somewhat interesting. lol.

Instructions : Remove one question from above & add it your own question & bold it .
List 10 people who have to do this quiz .
1. Jiawen
2. Tim Yu
3. TJ
4. Luky
5. Damian
6. Wenxin
7. Shen Yang
8. Jing Zhan
9. LOL i have no more friends whom i know have a blog
10. anyone?

LOLZ camwhore is retarded but fun

2009-03-12T18:31:00.004+08:00

HAHA WTF I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF "CAMWHORING"

But my camwhore isn't really camwhore ME. I just cannot stand the fact that my disgusting face is being taken. LOL.

Due to my emotional breakdown, i was unable to upload the screwed up pictures. Anyway, took some from my sabbatical. It was about hologram yesterday. Today also took some more pictures, and they are fascinating sia. Now i finally understand polarisation. Damn cool. Enjoy!

lol it's actually a class 3b laser right into my cam. looks like sewpurnooovar!

our cute teacher. He can explain real well and is much better than chuasy in my opinion, because he is very animated in his explanation. lol.

This is 2 polarisation boards with scortch tape

MAGIC! The two transparent polarisers creates colourful image

2 transparent polarisers

when they combine, all lights are blocked because they cuts out waves of different axes.

what i used for my hologram.. -.-

Some real cool and successful holograms

a transmission hologram, which shows an ox. It's hard to see in the photo but the ox looked like it's in front of the screen, like popping out.

HOLY SHIT today i went to science centre together with my class. Damn fun sia, supposedly we are to look at SSEF projects to help us on our RP, but who gave a shit. The whole class went into Science Centre and messed around. Me, Shan Yang, Damian, Tiet Ho and Yong Xiang were together walking around, then Damian suddenly become damn sissy and acted like a girl trying to camwhore with disgusting poses... Damn idiotic. Then suddenly he influeced everyone to start to camwhore, so we took quite a lot of pictures. Very nice sia, i just realised taking picture doesn't need to keep taking ur own face for no reason, just take down all the activities and shit and then next time refer to them again it would be nice. haha. Damn cool. Took some idiotic pictures of them watching some porno thing about puberty also, damn retarded. Damian keep on being optimistic because according to the puberty thing, boys stop growing at the age of 19, so he still can grow taller. LOL.

I'm still very emo, but i won't do stupid things liao. And i will widen my female social circle, and LET DAMIAN SEE. I WILL BE MORE OWNAGE THAN DAMIAN! HAHAHAHHAHA DAMIAN U PATHETIC NOOB. GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.

6 more days. I can't wait to pwn tim yu in ssb64. I R so awesome.

I AM SO DEPRESSED NOW

2009-03-11T18:22:00.005+08:00

i need a double post today after talking to damian...

He told me i'm the most screwed up guy in the world because i actually did something so screwed up and stupid he wouldn't even imagine about it. Now the girl thinks i'm a stalking bastard and despice me. WHAT THE FUCK! Now i don't even feel like seeing anyone or talking to anyone, because i'm so depressed..

Damian keep asking me to get more girls as friends because he say i knows no shit about girls and that's why i do everything wrongly. He say what i have to go outing with girls i don't know, together with some random friends. Like damian go out with his girlfriend i just suddenly tag along and i say "damian my Ah Bang! I must follow" which is so gay. haiz... What should i do? TJ aka professor love, any tips/guidance???

BTW TO GIRLS WHO READS MY BLOG: I AM

NOT

A STALKER!

*edit* firstly, i would like to clarify that i DID NOT STALK HER!!!!! Who would be so retarded? I didn't do it! Now i still don't know which bus stop she alight! Happy? Dicks..

And i have decided that i shall act like normal as usual, and become my cheerful self. After some consolation from TJ and Jun Da i realised two things
1. Being overly-despo is not gonna help in relationship
2. Friends are the best things in the world.
Thx to TJ, Junda and Wenxin for responding! Thx very much.

And Damian, dun need to attitude me, because I am not the one that niao'ed you for your height. You want to attitude go and find TanCW, because i'm already going to break down and cannot take any more strains. Yea, so for the moment DO NOT say the F word into my face. It's disgusting and it's annoying.

Just watched some smash brothers video, and an AVGN video. THE AVGN VIDEO DAMN FUNNY SIA! It's on Rambo, and that game really sucked ass. Like wtf, it's such a rip off from Zelda 2, and it just has a shitty gameplay and navigation.. LOL. AVGN always makes a game sound so bad you'll never wanna touch it. AVGN rocks. Everyone go watch.

Ok lar boy, bye bye. Nothing to post already. I was supposed to post some pictures, but lazy lar. Tmr then post. Bye.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** BE BE KEEEW!

2009-03-11T16:18:00.011+08:00

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!SHIFT1111!!!!ELEVEN!!!!ONEHUNDRED111AND111ELEVEN111111!!!1EXCLAMATIONMARK111!!!

I think i'm really going to have a heart attack now. A true heart attack. Now i'm really extremely, EXTREMELY emo. Because, I think i found her.

Found her = her name, her class, her blog etc.

YAY! HOOOOOOLY SHIITIITITITIITTT!!!ONEELEVEN!!!111!!!

Is anybody going to cheer with/for me? I bet nobody. Haizzz...

k, i shall start blogging and stop being retarded. So anyway, yea i kinda found her. Kinda, because i'm not really sure. Some of the pictures looks really like her, but some of the pictures are taken from a weird angle and makes her face doesn't look right. Well, anyway, I've checked some of the stuffs about her. She's from choir, which fits because i've never seen her wear PE and i don't think she's from sports CCA cos she's sooo skinny, and she has a sister who studies in Zhonghua. Checked out where the heck is it, and it's in serangoon. Well, guess what? 157 goes somewhere near there, because Damian say he can take 157. And her sister most probably went to that school because grades not very good bah, then go to a nearer school lor. I also can't find a class photo of her, so i can't compare her with the image in my brain, because she isn't even wearing NYGH uniform. Surprisingly, (and a little bit disappointing) she is a HUGE camwhore. LOL i'm not a sick bastard who will go like " YEA DATS THE STUFF I'M TALKING ABOUT! MORE BABY MORE!" no fuck that, and fuck you for thinking like that. I don't really like those girls because most probably they have attitude and are very emo. But it contradicts with the fact that she is in girl school. Well anyway, i'll just have to keep waiting, until i confirm that she is the girl. Till then, no info for u guyz! LOL. I tagged on her board btw, asking her which bus she take. Seems quite stalky, so she might choose to dao. NVM. I'll just find a way lor. When i confirm, i'm so gonna add her on MSN. (yes, she got put her msn on her blog. NICE! LOL.)

Anyyyyway, today i am so bored. I really don't know what to do today lar, should be doing project's day but i keep stalking and being a noob. (damian pls don't scold me for slacking i promise i will send you the proposal by tonight i promise) But it's worthwhile. cos of you-know-what reason lol...

So, to conclude, cos it's a short day, i would say:
today i have committed an unforgivable sin, which has nothing to do with the girl i like and i am not going to tell anyone. Still, it's done. So i would like God to give me some punishment as a redemption. But PLEASE, please don't make the punishment losing her. anything but that. PLEASE.

I feel like i'm being watched. And it's not a good sign.

And now, i'll pray to God for 5 seconds everyday. BTW noobs out there, if you all didn't know, i'm half Christian. Half as in i didn't join the religion but i still believe in God anyway. Some people say it's due to insecure, but I say it's due to FAITH.

7 days more. No need for me to train, cos i really own in smash too much.

oh noes...

2009-03-10T20:59:00.003+08:00

SHIT! I AM SO SICK!

Why i so weak now? Like keep on getting sick one. Maybe i too screwed then God punishing me... Damn it. I have to start unscrewing myself.

Today i damn unlucky, i want to slap myself. I MISSED HER BUS! WTF it's like i just saw it went away right in front of my eyes, like so close, i could almost got it, but the bushes and shit got into my way.. Damn it. TMR i must wake up so damn early i keep on camping there until the bus come...

Today release at 12pm sia, and i forgot to take my maths results. i damn dickhead lar, stupid dickhead. Went home instead, and Bang Ying came to my house because we got CCA at 3.30pm... Then went home and played some noob games. He didn't know most of the games, so we just played some random things.

Today, i learned a new falcon combo. It's A SHIELD BREAKER COMBO! Smashers beware, no more shield-camping next time!!! LOL. It's the simplest shield breaker combo i've ever seen. Really simple. Just keep spamming up-angled-foward-tilt like a dickhead, and ur opponent's shield will break and he won't have the chance to release it. LOL. Not sure it works though, cos i couldn't make the computer shield. And i officially announce that spike to falcon punch IS a combo. Too good. Finally i can falcon punch combo ppl. Next step would be to add it into my grab combos so that i can be a true smash propheshional!

Haizzz... Tmr i don't feel like going to school. The only reason i'm going to school is because i want to see her. 8 days nv see her liao leh (always 8 days...) Must see her sia. If not i despo until i die sia.

End off by another funny MALRwiistation360 video.

LOL this is a video similar to the one i posted last time. Falco's furious face is priceless and makes everyone shit in their pants.

8 days more to SHOOMIYAMOOZE

GTFO lol

2009-03-09T21:13:00.002+08:00

Sabbatical week! And i chose wave optics, which is gay.

It's gay, because it's actually same thing as my physics module, which means i'm attending this sabbatical for nothing, because i know everything inside. Basically talks about the basic stuff of waves, and all sorts of shit. The most enjoyable part of the lesson is the teacher. HE IS SO CUTE! He is an old man who is super hyper. He everytime gets damn enthu, hyper and energetic, and jumps around, opens his eyes DAMN BIG and start waving his hands everywhere, desperately trying to picture what he wants to say by actions instead of by words. lol. Damn funny. And he keep on stopping halfway, and give us this big and scary stare, with his eye really going to pop out, then without scolding us or even talk to us about our behaviour, continues again. LOL!

The most annoying thing in the sabbatical is this malay retard beside me. He is DAMN ego. He really thinks he knows everything. really. He keep on trying to answer everything without raising his hands, and most of his answers are wrong. One of the most fucked up one was "why light can travel in vacuum, what particles are there for the vibration to take place in order to create a wave?" The correct answer (even i don't know, so he should just eat himself) is actually because of Electromagnetic waves that are being produced by positive and negative charges of everything in the Universe, including stars, planets, asteroids and stuff. Then he damn noob keep shouting "DARK MATTER, DARK MATTER" (srsly, black holes are the medium light travels in? GTFO...) LOL i think he just spams whatever physics term he came across in his life, and tries to make himself knowledgable, when in fact he is making himself look like a dick.

After sabbatical i was emo-ing in class. Well, not really emo-ing, because today i feel too sick to be emo. I AM SO SUPER UBER SICK! Can't even open my eyes while blogging. Yea, i'm actually blogging while closing my eyes. Pro right? Typing without your eyes open. Anyway, I was sleeping in class all by myself, with air-con, fan and light everything off, windows and door shut. I one person. Sounds gay? Well, i did that. Then after that fuglet da came in and said "oh shit, i'm a fuglet" so i went to SC2 instead. There they were playing CS. 5 ppl playing CS together! lol. Jun Da was actually one of the pros, and he is in the 2 ppl who is fighting with 3 other ppl. The match was damn funny sia, they keep giving comments when someone die or someone gets a cheap kill, like "WAAA SI BEH LUCKY" or "WEI ZHONG GUO QIAN JING!!!" or some other random shits like "hairy lanjiao!" and constantly swearing. Junda also damn fuglet, keep on suiciding and getting owned by campers. Then he keep on blaming the lag. LOL. I didn't really understand CS anyway. Junda is like just spasmed his hand and there he goes, one kill for him. LOL???

Now, i'm finally back home, really don't know what to do. I feel damn despo sia, i even tried talking to damian's despo friend, because both of us despo shitass and can console each other. LOL.

9 more days. (THIS IS NOT AN EMO COUNTDOWN LIKE TIM YU, IT'S A COUNTDOWN TO SMASHFEST, DOUCHEBAGS.)

Because you live, I live.

2009-03-08T20:15:00.002+08:00

Sian lar, today i am freaking slack. Didn't do all the homework. Still got quite a lot of things to do...

For almost half the day i was being a despo noob trying to find her class. I was searching everywhere for every single sec 2 class blog, and finding their class photo. It's either i'm fated NOT to find her, or that i'm searching the wrong level. Still didn't find her yet, after so many classes... But the search is yet to end! I will continue to search her, and if i fail, go on to sec 3, sec 4 etc, until i find her! >:-D

Added two songs to my blog, and will add more and more next time. The first song is really nice, intro'ed to me by TJ. Since then i addicted to that song liao. lol. And anyway it also sums up my feeling now ba. The second song is Mute City Theme SSBM, the one where Isai BEASTED wife using his "shoomiyamooze" falcon.

Today i played smash with kelvin fan for almost 3 hours! lol. Keep on trying to play every character. The biggest achievement yet, is that I BEAT HIS KIRBY WITH MY NOOB LINK! Rawrz, my link is getting more and more pwn. Link's dash attack really rocks, Because rolling/teching is useless. And i also can edgeguard like a king with link, but the only problem is i keep on suiciding while edgeguarding... Shit.

I predict that i won't see her on the bus tmr, because tmr they have holiday lol. According to their homepage, Nanyang having holiday tmr. I'm not so despo as Yu, so i won't freak out and eat shit if i don't see her. I will only do that if i don't see her for no reason, then i will freak out and start to cry. ZZZzzzzzZZZZ

Sian, I'll end by telling everyone TO WATCH YU GI OH ABRIDGED SERIES IT IS FUNNY AS HECK! NEW EPISODE OUT TODAY!

lol kz bye.

Why my title always has nothing to do with the content?

2009-03-07T22:16:00.002+08:00

Ok, don't know where to start. So i shall talk about the whole of today bar.

This morning played smash with yuchen for about 1 hour. Very fun, for me at least, because i keep winning. I think he was feeling quite sad after the game so he went to own everyone at Runescape. lol. Anyway, I used all the characters and he also used every character. For some reason everyone finds yoshi good but i just can't use yoshi. Yoshi is like crap, i keep suiciding, and i can't even do it's attacks properly. The stepping attack is awesome, but i can't use it properly.. Haiz.. My falcon still pwned ass, and my link is getting really good. At first, we played and the FPS is 10, so we both restart our computer and THE FPS BECAME 60! 60 MAX! NO LAG AT ALLLL! holy shit, next time need to restart com before playing. Anyway, after restarting I used link and yuchen used pikachu (which is his main now), and i won by quite a lot. Yuchen's only disadvantage is he dunno how to tech, and we were playing in hyrule, so at the wall-combo place, i just dsmashed like a bitch and he from 0% to like 150%. LOL. He was also quite predictable, everytime keep fast-falling + dair, so i just either utilt, or dashdance and attack him back. And link's down air rocks, it almost outprioritise everything in the game lol! Love it.

After that I forgot what i did, probably was just surfing around the net. BTW, to luky, ARBY N THE CHIEF HAS GOT NEW EPISODE! but not very funny this time, it's sort of like a lead in or something. Just watch it anyway.

And oh shit, SO MUCH HOMEWORK FOR THE WEEKEND EVEN THOUGH SCHOOL ENDED AND NEXT WEEK IS SABBATICAL? IN MY FACE:
Chemistry worksheet X2
Chinese YZZK X4
Chinese Jian Yi Wen X1
English Expository writing X1
English File
IHC file
English Pauls wheel X1
Chinese newspaper report X1
Chinese compre X4

All by next monday

WHAT THE SHIT. SMTP IS GOING TO BE LIKE HP SOON...

lol, and i just realised how i love mario and link. As in their games. I need to collect every single mario and link games, because they are awesome and because they are the most classic game ever created in the world. To end, I would like to present some KICKASS action from Isai's C.Falcon!

TIM YU IS A NOOB!

2009-03-06T19:44:00.004+08:00

hahaXD!

Today early release from school! LOL, because of A level results, and as expected, they scored very well and then Dr Hon decided to slack a bit and gave us holiday. LOL. Our class release a bit later and didn't even hear what Dr Hon has to say, because we have MATHS test... the teacher just couldn't book it at a later date... haiz... anyway, the test was relatively simple. LOL actually not really, because i left 1 question undone, 1 question halfway and 1 question wrong. So lost about 10 marks le. SHIT that's quite a lot. But still can hope for 30/40! YEZ!

After the test we were supposed to go home, but my smart CCA call for training. LOL. As if i'm needed. I'm just a noob who is despiced in training and can't do anything at all, because i'm not in competition... Go there also is slack/laugh at myself, so must well just don't go. Haizzz....

So after the early dismissal i went to noob YUYUDIAN's house to play brawl. I alrdy told him, it would be very sian if 2 ppl keep on brawling with each other, but he don't believe. And then, damn smart. Like after 40 minutes I, ME, sian liao. tim yu that noob obviously not sian, cos he was owning the shit out of my ass, and keep laughing at my noobness. So I attitude him and we started playing mario kart instead, which was even more HORRIBLE. No shit, it's a good game, but if you never play the game before and suddenly you need to play it, you can go and KILL URSELF, because i couldn't drive the kart properly and i just don't know how to turn the correct way... We even played online, and I was too slow, that they told me to "THE MATCH ENDED BECAUSE YOU, YOU FAT LOSER, IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT AND THE SECOND LAST HAS ALREADY FINISHED THE RACE BY 30 SECONDS!!!" so i damn pissed and then we went to play ssb64 on his com.

It was quite laggy because mr pro tim yu has 8 computers, but only 1 is desktop. The other 7 is all laptop, and the 1 desktop happens to be used by his father. Very cool. So guess what? The first part i got owned by him, because i wasn't used to his keys and shit. Then obviously i beat the crap out of him after we switched to a better computer. My link > his link, my falcon > his falcon, my kirby > his kirby and so on. My mario also owned his luigi (WTF luigi's UP B killed mario at 55%???) and my kirby kicked his pikachu's ass. He also found a new main: SOSSI YOSHI! LOL. Yoshi sucks. I owned his yoshi with jigglypuff, and lost to his yoshi using DK, Luigi and ness, because i rarely use these characters. LOL i hate yoshi, because party i always get owned by the fact that it doesn't have a recovery, and also because isai never uses yoshi(lol). Tim yu's link deproved like mad, his link can only get the upperhand when we both spam projectiles like bastards. We both can aim, but i dunno how to shield while he keep shielding all my stuff. But when it comes to melee, he die.

Then after that we went to brawl again because his maid want to clean the room. We played several more matches. Tim yu main link/zelda/marth but none of them are rly good. I hate his yoshi because it was a bastard, and i hate his fox a bit also. His zelda not rly very pro because i can kill his zelda with my falcon sia! And my ike quite pro, because it beat his link. His link keep on getting owned by ike's fsmash, it's like he got a HUGE upperhand, and he damn happy, while i go down and start charging fsmash for about only 0.5 seconds, and hit him at 27%. HE DIED. LOL. Ike's fsmash and Usmash can srsly rape people, even chuck norris. Actually his link is the best one lar, we noobs are destined to use noob characters, and somehow it doesn't seem noob to us. Like for me, I tried metaknight and now i think metaknight sucks balls, but falcon rapes UR balls. For tim yu he keep on trying to main all the good characters but he suck. his snake is pure loser, keep on denonating the bomb when he standing right on top of it, and the recovery is so cool that i can perfectly land a knee everytime. LOL. But i hate his link because his link has the most irritating upsmash, but also the weakest upsmash. (160% never die lol!) So tim yu, just train link. srsly, next time we become rebaz and izaw II. Then go EM EL GEE and own everyone. Oh yea, i just remembered, I ALMOST DID KEN COMBO! wtf i am such a noob and can't even hold the controller properly, and suddenly i chained 4 front air on tim yu's link, and i still had my second jump with me! which means i could have spiked him and made him die, but because i REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOLD THE NUNCHAUK AND THE DIRECTION SUCKS SHITFACES, so i fastfalled and died. Anyway, i just realised that marth is GREATLY NERFED from melee. In melee, the sound effect are nice, the blades have cooler graphics and it has a big big range, but now the sword so tiny, can't hit a shit. For ssbm, the real standard ken combo was while on battlefield, back air opponent and step on second platform, fair, dair. Now, that combo is no longer existing because marth's backair hits the opponent too far away and marth is not fast enough. Haizzz. What was sakura thinking??? lol. "i mean, what were they thinking?" (quote from avgn)
lol, wtf, i also realised din's fire = raptor boost in terms of priority. That's like the lowest priority move just cancelled one of the highest priority moves. roflomao!

anyway, i think i dun want to go to tim yu's house liao. because i was creating too much trouble. I was damn screwed up in his house, because i keep swearing and cursing loudly when i got killed/suicided, and kept on having attitude problem. So i must apologise to tim yu and his family for screwing his house up. Then tim yu good, he was like "ah, u know the Toa Payoh MRT? it's there. *points at some random place*". His condo is so big you can't even find the exit, and after going out you still have to figure out which way he pointed when he was actually in his room! That's gay. So in the end his father drove me home sia! So good. His father is a very good person. That's why i cannot go tim yu's house anymore because i am too screwed up and does not deserve to go tim yu's high class house.

Anyway, I'm sure the girl i like is from sec 2 le, because damian and junda say sec 3 go OBS, and unless she is a short sec 4, otherwise she is definitely from sec 2. If she is from sec 4 then i screwed up... haha...
Oh yea btw yesterday i say 2 things must be achieved before i go talk to her. Change, now it's 3. And i shall reveal them now!!!

*drums roll*
1. GET A MORE "FUTURISTIC" SPECTS!
2. Wear long pants (that means > sec 3)
3. Get 10000 visitor count (for time purpose)(subject to change)

yez! If this three things are achieved i will go talk to her. There's also another method (rare) which i will approach her, which is when an incident (like damian say) happens, not like some korean typical noob show about what saving the girl, but just simple things like she drop smth then i pick up for her or smth trivial. Doubt it will happen though.

anyway, after i played smash, i realised one thing. One thing that might help ppl to identify her. She look like ZELDA!

Eyes not so big, ears not so sharp, but the overall face shape is the same. Like those kind of ppl who has a straight face, and the face is overall just pretty. XD

Anyway i'm feeling more and more screwed up because i'm emo, so i shall stop. Smash anyone?

isai is captain falcon

2009-03-05T17:27:00.003+08:00

This post would be kept short, because i don't have time for long posts, and i'm emo.

Just now i was being a retarded noob, because i suddenly felt like playing battleon and checking my house. Guess what? Even battleon is trying to niao me. I missed Elder Void Wyrm EIGHT times and then died when i almost won, and my ass got handed to me by Sarah the Nerfkitten because i didn't know what i was thinking. I USED ICE (-20%) ON IT! what a screwed up me.

Anyway, today it was quite an interesting day as usual. Everyday is interesting for me because i sit beside damian. Haha. First two periods was physics, and Chuasy teach boringly as usual, constantly using some cheem words in which she had NEVER before mentioned in her life, and probably doesn't even know what's teh meaning of it herself. She always lilke that, like to show off. WT...

Then after that it's our dear motherly thamsw. She is the BEST [sarcasm] teacher ever! i mean srsly, which teacher is so good, that they have absolutely no preparation before class, and starts doing the question on the spot, with no interaction to the class whatsoever! She's like literally, doing questions like a student. And i really can't see a shit about what she is writing, because for some reason she just loves to use the projecter and zooms it out so much, or that she uses the whiteboard with red/light green ink with the front light OFF. It's like her telling you right into the face: "YOU WANNA SEE THIS? YOU WANT THAT? WELL F**K YOU YOU DON'T GET TO SEE IT." what a shit load of ****.

Anyway, some achievements to talk about. I FINALLY LEARN HOW TO SIDE GLIDE! so pro. Yes! Side gliding rocks! But damian does it better than me. I wonder, how damian has the time to train side gliding when everyday he is even busier than two HP students add up together... LOL.

BTW, guys, does my spects really look so screwed up? Next time i buy spects i shall call some cool guy like jarrett go with me, and ask him choose for me. I have no taste in spects, and always listens to the salesman (which happens to be a retarded noob).

k, i need go train ssb liao. Must be one step above luky! YEA! And luky, go break the targets and gimme ur best score. I break it.

HAHA THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY! EVERYONE WATCH IT!
lol some of the lyrics:

Falco: Does he look like a bitch?
Ness: No
Zelda@Peach: you're history
Luigi: But i'm still here!

Ness: Does this person have a beard?
Falco: YEZ!
Ganon: U're outta here *sparta kicks falcon & link*

Falco: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A MUTHAF***ING SNAKE?
ness: You win!

sighs...

2009-03-04T16:35:00.002+08:00

... Waaaa, now i feel so different, like damian. Only diff is his is good, but mine is bad. Last time i everything also nvm, everything also damn cheerful. Now i go everywhere also so emo, and so down. Today I keep on getting very nervous and increased heartbeat during lesson for no reason at all, but it somehow helped me to listen in class. So Damian should stop disturbing me in class liao, since we both so screwed we must listen to teacher even more.

now i can only play ssb64 to relieve "emo-ness", so stupid. Waste my time. But it's quite ok. I played practice mode break the target, and i ownd the time. My fox fastest was 13.89s, and my falcon was 14.59s(i think, it was 14 something seconds). That's damn ultra good. I challenge luky, kelvin fan and tim yu to break it, if u can! lol. And i realise something. If link has a tether recovery (or whatever it's spelled) and has a up B that makes link travel more than pikachu, and has a grab like DK/Ness, link would be top tier liao. Because link is so awesome other than the recovery and grab! The blade is so big and everything hits around 18-20%, which is like damn powerful, and the boomberang is damn annoying also. What's more, the blade has the "chkkk" sound+graphic effect, so cool! The blade is damn high priority lar, and link is the only person who's front air can out-prioritise fox's usmash sia. Ownage. Up B is also rape as in the power, but the distance is... no comments.

siao, i go online then see falcon combo, and a lot of ppl can combo falcon pawnch into combo leh, how they do one? Retarded screwed up professionals...

I'll end by saying the most cliche phrase of all times: i <3 U

no

2009-03-03T15:49:00.004+08:00

i so despo today don't even feel like blogging. Don't wanna do anything now except eat and play ssb64. Damn no life. Shit i wanna die.

Haha kk nvm i now suddenly less emo liao, although still damn emo. Played smash (again!) with luky, and i loled myself. Keep using the screwed up characters, and whoa, falcon rocks man. My falcon 2 stocked luky's mario! So awesome. Then my ness also own luky's ness, but my DK and samus need to eat more shit liao. Too good. Srsly. Samus keep getting owned and edgeguarded and DK is just way too big. But i <3 falcon. I can even falcon pawnch combo liao sia! Own. Although it's quite useless, cos it can only happen after 100%, and so instead of falcon pawnch i could just falcon dive and the opponent would be dead. Quite stupid lar hor. I also love falcon's spike, and i keep abusing it. Jump, spike. Jump, spike. Like Isai's trademark move like that. He always do that when opponent shielding then when they try to sheild-grab they get owned by the spike, and he ends with a KNEE!

Anyway, *this section is removed due to copyright claims from TimYu.Inc*. Can liao la.

Shit, talking about brave new world, i have 100 pages to go, and i need to complete by today! Holy mother of god, I need to full speed gear chuck norris max power CHEONG!

anyway, i changed my DREAMS, so don't niao me for my desponess la. Pls.

LOTS OF THINGS TO SAY

2009-03-02T21:44:00.003+08:00

Gay.

I need to talk sooo much about what happened today and yesterday...

LOLz, yesterday was damn noob. Me, luk, and kelvin finally figured out how to use project 64k to play, and it was awesome. Haha. I played with kelvin and luk yean a lot, and mainly won sia! I even won luky's mario with my noobish mario lol. And suddenly i love jigglypuff. Jigglypuff rocks my balls. Luigi also. I <3 luigi's Up B. Keep on K-Oing everyone with that. Falcon also damn pro. Anyway, for luky's match, he doesn't seem to be playing to his full self anyway, so it's not counted. But i like the way i played. Very nice. Especially my luigi jiggly and falcon. Link also not bad.

Then for kelvin, i could use every character and beat his every character, except, EXCEPT, f**king kirby. Piece of dog shit! Kirby is like metaknight. The fsmash is the gayest move in the history of bullshits. It's like the caping thing about marth. "I teched!" "yea but you still get owned anyway lol". What a stupid piece of erected junk! The only way to beat his kirby is to use jiggly puff and combo him like mad using drills and similar movesets, or use fsmash like a bitch as well. No, but that's still not going to get you to win. Kirby's Upsmash can rape jigglypuff, and kirby's drill can meteor, while jiggly's is for combo. Rest is practically impossible because kirby is as small as a germ. So yea, the only possible way, is to fsmash like a bitch and see who gets who first. LOL.

Guess what? Today I saw NgHH. She seems to be very happy now. LOL. Maybe finally released from the torment of teaching our class hor. She keep talking to me, asking me about what how is my studies now. Surprised she can even remember the name sia. Anyway she's better than wongsm i think. At least she mark leniently. For wongsm all i get is C6 for chinese which is gay.

Ok, I will reveal my emo-ness to the whole world, and i jammed this in the middle of my post so only the true readers will know. lol. Sounds damn gay, but i don't give a shit about myself liao. I AM gay. LOL so yea she didn't appear on the bus for 5 days liao, and i dunno, she is supposed to be on it. I scared she move house sia. Now my feeling is damn stupid. Can't really explain the feeling, but i can tell you what is the situation. It's like, well, i don't dare to approach her. What jiawen is telling me to do is, go up to her, and talk to her. Start a conversation, and start expressing yourself. WHAT THE ****! How, can you imagine? How.. How the heck... Shit I can't even imagine it. He was like saying "go up to her, and intro yourself, and say she is pretty, and say can I HAVE YOU". Now, please, I beg everyone who is reading, think, imagine for one moment, you are this boy, you suddenly go up to a girl and says "i wanna have you. Yes or No?" no srsly, i'm not joking, imagine it, just for a sec. How would you feel, and how would the girl feel? This idea, is absurd! And i shall stop talking about it. Anyway, it's like i don't dare to approach her, but that also means that for 5 years i don't even have the guts to talk to her. I'm such a wimp. yea, wimp. Then JC that time i also won't be in her lvl cos i suspect she is in sec 2, and so I keep thinking "it's now or never, dumbass", and then i can't do it. So i tell myself "if you dont do it, you'll never do it", and i'm also telling myself "if you do it, you are bitching urself and should go and eat shit". Now, I'm confused as f***. SRSly. And DON'T, give me opinions. I'm already so screwed up so don't anyhow me.

Ok, continue to talk about ssb64. I played with yuchen for a sec, and he damn pro sia. Can L-cancel very well now, but tactics still lacking a lot. He couldn't effectively edgeguard my falcon, and keep getting "falcon-in-the-face!" by me. Only played for like 1 minute so the match never really end. But he respond a little bit slow. He use pikachu against me, but he was using wrong moves at the wrong time. Still very pro, at least can OWN timothy yu bah.

Ok, so that's all. May fate decide on what falls upon me next. But for now, I'm going to control my fate and FINISH MY STUPID HOMEWORK!

King

2009-02-28T18:46:00.003+08:00

Yesterday i was damn slack, so i never blog... zzz

OMG yesterday i forgot to do a piece of work that sungkk gave to me. He my mentor leh, then he ask everybody to do the CME reflection form, which should take less than a second, but i forgot. WTF. Then i cheong today lar, anyhow write some cock then submit...

Today morning i damn pro. Guess what? I can barely remember what i didn this morning. Gay shit. I can only remember that i played a lot of smash. yea, a LOT. Like i just switch on the computer, i OPEN PROJECT 64 AND PLAYED SMASH! holy retarded. Keep training, and i somehow got lousier and lousier. I just realised something. Falcon is too good. Now i main falcon instead of fox. lol.

AFternoon i played smash with luky. It was a very, very laggy match. And i keep losing. I lost like every single match, except for the first match in which i used falcon! Then we tried pj64k, but it can't work because it was being gay and was drinking crocodile dirrehoea, so we continued on Mupen 64k. BTW, i didn't mention we were playing on that, so yea, i mentioned it now. Mupen 64k lagged so much i could have moonwalked around my house after i hit luk yean and come back with the hit stun still having it's effect. There were also damn stupid and idiotic parts, including me keep on trying to jump up from the ledge resulting in numerous suicides, and my link being so f**ked up I got owned 3 stock. Luk yean also keep screwing up his edge guard by getting rammed by ness's recovery, resulting in his death. The move was like... Soooo powerful. lol.

Ok... What did i do apart from smash? Let me a little think... NOTHING! Except sleeping. I just woke up. So next time if ever, i get into MLG for smash, my gamer tag would be spig (smasher-pig). Or spider-pig.

*edit*
Holy shit, just now i play smash online using project 64k with kelvin fan. Very fast, little lag. I won him alll the games sia! Even though he using kirby which i hate the most and always have difficulty 4 stocking for CPUs. Sia! I like ness. But i <3 falcon.

Ahhhhh

2009-02-26T18:16:00.002+08:00

Ahhhh! Why i so dumb. Today English results come out, and i'm the lowest in class for biography! WTF! 19/30 is actually not bad at first, but then when i saw that NOBODY (except the 2 PRC which can be forgiven) has below 20, i screwed myself. Even damian the noob, who spent like 1 hour finish that 1000 word essay and copied points from other ppl, got 21. WTF. Screw balls. But one thing i found out is that Adrian is super lenient in marking, and always has some good things to comment on your essay. No matter how bullcock you do your homework, or how lousy your standard is, there will always be a "good expression!" or "good depth!". That's very nice, boost ppl's moral, boost noobs like me. So next time i will OWN damian.

But the common test i damn pwnage sia. 34/50 you know! That's super high for me. For me above 30 is already very good liao. And my lolmao volcabulary got 0/5, so the other parts is really good. Screw vocab la, everytime not more than 1 correct. Record is 2 or 3 only. So many ppl the vocab also like 1 or 0... Is it meant to kill us? Because if it is, it's doing an awesome job.

Then today Eugene went around trying to electrify ppl. He was damn own, just use his finger touch ppl then will have super strong static. I was like "wtf how u do?" so he taught me. He say you have to keep on rubbing the floor with your shoes to suck up the electricity/static from the ground to your body, and you must be wearing the proper shoe. Then Damian was like "lol wtf i was moonwalking for the past 1 hour, so i static now damn qiang?". Then after i try it really work! I go do on damian's face then he damn agitated. He was like "EH WHAT THE F*** LA SIAO RETARDED DO ON THE FACE U SCREWED UP DICKFACE" then he give the malay look, and his tone slowly became more and more malay. So i just dao him lor. And after that Eugene and Yuan Xin go do some static experiment. Eugene rub his leg like mad, then he hold a 50 cent coin while yuan xin hold 10 cent coin, and when they put the coin together you can see small electric current flowing, and the pzzzzzt sound. Then after that Eugene go put the coin on yuan xin's funny part, and he was like "OUCH! F***!" lol.

Gay la, now i even more despo, because i didn't see her for 2 days liao. Sounds like i'm a bastard.

Just now i was training SSB again (yes i no life), and i realised that my falcon and fox is way too good. LOl. No la, but the com today suddenly damn pro. They were Z-cancelling short hopping mind gaming me like shit, but i still won every match. It was a matter of how many stocks. Lol. And i love Short hop quick fall. Makes ur character look like a dick.

KK ima watch angry video game nerd NAO bb?!

LOLZ smash

2009-02-25T18:18:00.012+08:00

lulzkats

Today very sian. Super ultra slack la. First was CSC disgusting test. It was simple for 15 questions, then it was RETARDED until the end. Like he ask you very idiotic stuff, like whhere is fujian? What's the distribution of population in china? LAOZI is which RUJIASIXIANG? Then he also got give some poem-related bullcraps that i don't understand at all. Ti Kam'ed about 20 questions. haha.

Then Damian damn funny la. He keep on trying to do moonwalk again, and he was even more hyper today. We went to com lab after CSC test just to watch Micheal jackson do moonwalk/sidewalk/lean/spinning/grab crouch. It was so amazing, he spin like 4 rounds then tip toe. lol. I finally learn how to spin after Damian teach me. Now can spin 2 rounds. Yea!

Then chem that time yi ren damn funny la. He every chem practical sure must break test tube. Then En Ying, Kenneth and Eugene will go like OOOHHHHHHH! YEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRREEEEEEENNNNN! in an extremely annoyingly low-pitched sound. Then LeowSG will start to guai lan them. Yi Ren is srsly damn ****ed up. He sleep in class and don't care about teacher. Today we suppose to sign on a paper to indicate that our mark for chem is correct, then when zhong cheng pass the paper to yi ren he say "Ai ya, you sign for me la" right in front of the teacher. Damn douchebag... What's more, zhong cheng doesn't even know yi ren...

Just now was training SSB64, and i realised how pro my ness is, but how disgusting my pikachu is. Suddenly, I like ness. Because i owned tim yu's ness last time bah. He owned me once because i first time use ness against him, then second time i own him 2 stock he was li3k "NOOOO! WTF HOW CAN I LOSE TO UR DICK NESS??" so rematch and we were very close, he won me by 1 stock only. But yu's ness really very good. I can't do a shit with my fox, because i can't short hop, and so i ended up jumping so extremely high and then getting owned by everything. But when i play with com my fox and falcon not bad. My pika sucks though, can't do a single combo...

BTW, I was watching news yesterday, and i realise

Look alike right? The left one is Miss Soh, and the right one is Pearl Forss (news reporter). Sorry can't find a better Ms soh's view la. Image by Ceshun leh. haha.

i own timothy yu.

Dot dot dot

2009-02-24T19:51:00.002+08:00

OMG lol. I'm so despo now. But i am not going to tell the whole wide world the reason in case got ppl like Edwin anyhow spread. Under consoling and mentoring under wenxin. Must get opinion from girl right! lol.

Anyway, today damn funny. Damian today is extremely screwed up (as usual). His table has a pile of shit, like 7 subject's worksheet all on the table, with his compo, his pencil box, his wrapper of some Energy Bar (always eat in class one), and lots of random things. Then he keep on niaoing himself. It's like ppl goes around "wa lao MSG > 4.0 liao la" then he will shout "EH MY MSG 5.666667 I PWN U YI SIA!" lol.

Then he keep trying to moonwalk like a micheal jackson, and keep on trying to do the spinning shits. Damn funny. But he keep on doing it wrongly, and it looks like he was jizzing. Very stiff, very GL. But he say ortus night we all go perform that one.. LOL. Anyway, here's an awesome tribute to Micheal Jackson for his wonderful contribution to the dancing community. He's the King of Dance, no matter what ppl say.

Then did some retarded lab with Jun Fuglet DA. He keep on screwing up everything, and was damn slack. Until the end la of course. He did the 40 rounds of string around the glass rod while i did 20 and 30, then we keep on quarrelling and talking cock about each other (ur sister die?).

And we ragged someone in wushu. Actually no such thing in wushu one, but because of Mr Hon's "inspirational speech", we started the thing anyway, and today was Yue Quan's birthday, so he too bad lar.

LOL tmr is the best test in the history of mankinds. CSC. I bet i will screw it up like a wong.

kthxbye.

Woohoo

2009-02-23T15:08:00.003+08:00

Wa sian... Got back some screwed up results.

Chemistry: A2 (STUPID la. 74.2 also don't wanna give me another 0.8 marks...)
Chinese: B4 (Wongsm mark until ULTRA strict, and B4 already not bad in class. Lots of failures. My compre sucked, but my summary damn good. 14/20. Damian the best summary 17/20 but compre like lou sai.
Maths: B3 * 2 (double weightage).
MSG: 3.00

lol. I think this term all my results reverse diao. My good subjects, which are chinese, maths and chem, screwed up and all never get one. But suddenly I'm very confident in IHC, and my English a lot of B+ and A+. So awesome. Physics also my bad subject, but this term might get okay grade. Hopefully MSG < 3.00 bah. Still got Cheena studies in Cheenese... And another physics super hard quiz.

Ha ha, Damian is overkilling himself. He got soooo many commitments. Today he did a 1000 word biography in 1 hour, copying points from me, shen yang and daniel. Cos he was busy with council like crap over the weekend. And he is the english rep somemore. LOL. But i shall not niao him liao. Later his physics and english pwn me.

Projects day coming closer and closer, and i don't even have a mentor and a topic now... LOL. Screwed up. That's why I'm at home now. Haiz... Must stop slacking and do something liao. If not later get kicked out of projects day again then sian diao.

All right, finish posting, go train my fox now. Must own Timothy Yu's Ness and Kirby during smashfest.

Uh oh...

2009-02-22T14:40:00.001+08:00

Oh S**t.

I suddenly feel damn despo. Dunno why. Just now I think my brain nerves and wiring screwed up and short circuit, suddenly I go ask Damian and TJ for nanyang yearbook. Reason? Because i'm screwed up. lol.

Actually no, it's for a very embarrassing "mission". Ah screw balls i'm not going to talk about it. It's almost as screwed up as Damian's incident.

Anyway, finally finished Adrian's biography. Didn't think i could do it so fast! First person to upload to IVLE. lol. Must thank Adrian la. If not for his "You don't do you DIE" and "You guys are gonna sweat this weekend, and if you didn't do any preparations (in which i didn't), you'll have a hard time completing it". In the end i still finish. LOL. But write until a bit lousy. A bit only. [note sarcasm]

I <3 Digitalph33r! His new Hard Justice episode is very good, and very funny. Like a mixture of both excitement and comedy. I recommand all of you to watch it, and subscribe to http://www.youtube.com/digitalph33r, and http://www.youtube.com/machinima

I think i'll just upload some random 8 bit mooziks into 110mb.com and then put here la. Maybe include final destination for melee as well. melee > brawl. For some reason.

*Edit* 7.00PM

HOLY S**T! SHEN YANG NOW THEN START TO DO BIOGRAPHY. LOL. Champion la. Win already. He still has 2 maths homework, 1 ya zhou zhou kan, 1 chinese newspaper reflection, one Logical Fallacy worksheet and one concept map for Eulogy-comparison. LOL. Win liao.

LOLZ hyper

2009-02-21T14:35:00.000+08:00

Just feeling triple posting today cos it's the first day i created my stupid blog, and triple is a nice word.

Still doing my awesome biography. We're(that is me, damian god, Shen Yang, Daniel and Yong Xiang) doing on Michelle chia, and it's impossibly hard to do. Why? Because i can't get any info. All i get is "MICHELLE CHIA HOT PICS!" or "SEXY MICHELLE CHIA GALLERY HERE!" holy shit...

Wow, i finally got Age of Empire III - The War Chief, which means I got the whole set: Age of Empires III original, Asian Dynasties and War Chief. It's uber cool. I can't believe this! The tribes, which are Sioux, Aztecs and Iroquos, are way more powerful than the European civilisations. Lulzwut. Now the best country for me would be
1. Japanese (rated as the cheapest, kinda like metaknight in SSBB)
2. Sioux (Teepees can boost your attack by like what? 400%? Screwed up)
3. Chinese (spam population lol)
4. Britain (I like their musketeers. it's their special unit and it's called Redcoat)
5. Ottman. Generally suck balls, but they have Great Bombard, which has 800 damage.
lol. Anyone who want the game can get it from me i got disk.

SMASHFEST IN MY HOUSE IN WEEK NINE IT'S CONFIRMED although the day is not. But Dear Timothy Yu say he can come, so does luky, yuchen, kelvin. Jarrett Dao me until now. I think altogether got 7 ppl. the last guy is mingkang from wushu. He claims he is damn ultra pro, and he can own 3 level 9 computer. Still, he lost to me ("the keyboard screwed up lah").

and by the way, a post to luk yean and to all abridged/digitalph33r fans:

Yu Gi Oh abridged series 33 is out, and Hard justice new episode coming out in a sec.

W00t, long post. K bye, i need to go and write about Michelle chia liao.

New Blog + stupid biography

2009-02-21T11:37:00.000+08:00

OMGah i finally created this blog, and guess what? I did it without help! Too ownage. Doing stupid biography that Adrian gave us. He's a good teacher but gives sooo much homework i can't take it anymore.

Give me all the links to everyone's blog, and ask them to come and tag here pls. I need more links. lol.

And btw who knows how to put music into the blog?

hey

2009-02-21T10:04:00.001+08:00

Testing the blog...

gatsby nice ad!

2007-06-08T19:20:00.000+08:00

omg

2007-06-08T19:13:00.000+08:00

I CAN'T STAND IT, I'M HEARING IT EVERYWHERE! AWWWWWW, KEN DU BU GATSBY..... WTF LA THE ADVERTISEMENT SO GAY! WA LAO I WANNA VOMIT LIAO........ OMG OMG OMG

my 6

2007-06-08T18:52:00.000+08:00

If you dunno what am i talking about, pls go kelvin's blog (the one in my links), go 6th or 7th June about the 1,2,3,4,5,6 thingy. Ok here goes:

1. I smile for nothing. Even when i'm typing this, i'm smiling. I think something's wrong with my brain, cos even when lesson time, when my teacher is talking, i suddenly smile, but rarely LOLs.

2. I like to imagine about supernatural things. I strongly believe its there, and i like to use my mind to "talk" to them. I do this when i get bored. Then i'll just lie on the bed and close my eyes, and start "talking"

3. My mind will sometimes blank out. Everytime when i do something i suddenly stop doing it, then daydream for 5-10min before i found out what i was doing and shakes myself out of it. Like today while i'm eating my breakfast, i suddenly stopped chewing, then blanked there for almost 15 min before i continue to chew. and its such a disadvantage, because when i write compo, i suddenly stop, then waste my time, and i'll forget where i stopped.

4. In writing composition, i spend 15-30min thinking of the charactor's names. This is because i always feel that the names should be a new and fresh one, not any tom, dick or harry name will do. So i'll keep thinking and thinking and thinking, until i think of a satisfying name.

5. I'm damn emotional. LOL. I get the idea when i play runescape (yea i know its lame la but battleon lamer right? At least i quit it liao), when i bought addy full for 28k, i got damn happy, then go jumping around la, keep saying tyvm (thank you very much) to the person, until she say stfu(shut the f*** up) lol. Then once i shouted so long selling law runes, and finally this lvl 5 guy wanna trade. I show him 100 law, and he put 100 coins. Wa lao! I was f***ed up and keep scolding him, he say cos his brother sell him 1 coin ea. I say ur brother level what!!!!! He say 94, member somemore. ask him go fuck his mother la! dunno anything one! cibai fucker! laws are at least 500 leh! fucking idiot! then i keep scolding until he report me lor...

6. I have a very strong sense of hearing. Wa lao thats damn irritating! You know the guy under my block? Everyday surely shout "kopi-o !@#$%$#@!#$%^%$#*&YU" then everytime i surely wake up one, cos i live at 2nd floor. Once, this guy, or gal, can't tell, dropped a coin underneath, and i heard the coin dropping leh! Even the ppl talking across the road i also can hear! Very shawn.

Thats it, now my tag. evelyn, hakiim, JT, TJ, PN, wenxin. You must blog about 6 things weird about yourselves. Ok ah!

WOW!

2007-06-07T13:34:00.000+08:00

Eh long time never post! Why? Cos i'm trying to figure out how to put the song onto my blog! This song got no name, and i heard it on a youtube video. So i go search, and finally downloaded the song, but no name. So i kept finding for some places to upload, and finally i uploaded it into my hwachong server! Yay! See I so smart. The lyrics are:

hi my name is Ray, and on yesterday my daughter called me

Ah because she was stressed out, because of er things that were going on on her job

that she felt was quite unfair

Being quite disturbed she called for comfort

and i didn't really know what to tell her because we have to deal with so much mess in our society

So i was lead to write this song just for her

ah to just give her some encouragement

while dealing with stress and pressures on her job

and... I figured i'll put it on the internet for all employees under stress

and i hope you better deal what you're going through on your job

here's how the song goes

I'm about to whip somebody's aaaaaass

ohhhhhh i'm about to whip somebody's aaaassss

whoooo if you don't leave me alone

you're gonna have to send me home

cos i'm about to whip somebody's ass

now you might not be able to sing that out loud,

but you can hum it to yourself

and you know what the words are

And that'll give you some strength to get you through the next few moments on your job

all right?

stay strong, please

The main part is about the whip ass part. So funny! If you all have hear it at least once, tag and comment. Then i'll put the remix. Nicer! And longer, so you don't have to keep listening to the man singing !ahaha!

SHIT SHAWN

2007-05-29T19:56:00.000+08:00

FINE!!! I post can? ass...

I'm very busy fighting virus la, this stupid flu, don't know if its H5... I don't know the scientific name la! Ok don't know if its bird flu or Dengue or birdy prob, but i have runny nose and fever, and i already pon wushu once already. So naturally I have no time to post

Ok i'm back to runescape, i'm telling myself, train a little everyday sure can go lvl 70+ at the end of the year, but all my hope has been ruined by JIAWEN the little cocksucker. He was fighting with me in wilderness and HE STILL GOT THE GUTS TO GO TAKE CARE OF HIS BROTHER!!!!! Then i cheated a bit, changed into mage and STILL LOST, cos he lvl higher than me. Then that idiot went to log out. I say what log in la, go log in can, log in take my stuff, he won't. finally he said:"Just now i saw a mage attacking me, so scary ah!" WTF!!! THAT WAS ME CAN! AND THEN HE ALREADY KILL ME STILL SO SCARED! FUCK HIM AH! SAY DUNNO WHAT KANA BOUNDED BY SPELL (i use snarl on him la)AND I DIED! DIED! NO MORE ON THE MAP! AND HE STILL LOG OUT! MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD SIA! AND SO WHEN HE LOGGED IN, THERE IS ONLY MY LITTLE RUNE SCIMITAR. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE USE OF THAT WHEN I LOST MY ADDY FULL, ONE POWER AMMY, MAGICAL BOOT, GLOVES, WIZARD FULL, PRINCE LEG AND BODY, ANTI-DRAGON, FIRE WAND, SOME NAT AND BODY AND WATER AND EARTH RUNES, 10 STEEL ARROW, RING AND A LOT MORE I CANNOT REMEMBER!!!!! EH PLEASE LA JIAWEN! So now i decide to train mine smith like hell, till lvl 90+ so i can smith rune, addy also can, and earn back the money to buy addy full, or maybe rune full la. And jiawen, YOU MUST HELP ME MINE COAL I DON'T CARE! MUST HELP ME AH! =( sad

i'm sick and tired of yuchen. He is a walking moron. We've been learning GUN for like.... 3 months? and he can only remember the 套路 until the 3rd step... But, but, the drum, he can remember like shitty hell! Nobody except him can remember the moves la! WTF its like you say his memory sucks, you can't. Say his memory pro, also cannot. Hai...

So, what now? Nothing else? Nothing? Ok bye. And anyone got real good games? If i keep going on like this i might be back to battleon....

Back to posting!

2007-05-23T18:57:00.000+08:00

Yea, at least this is a blog, unlike the others la, like shawn like that. lol. anyway, i revived hakiims blackpepperpork song... LOL... No la, its red hot chilli pepper - snow. Quite nice ah! Nicer than hakiim the sexy song la! LOL... Eh so anyone going to Mrs siva birthday party or not? HUH?

Blog changed!

2007-05-23T15:15:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone how is this blog dude! I feel that the previous one smells like shawn, so i decided to change it! Thanks to TJ© again, and evelyn also. Ha ha! Now i know the prob. I nv change to classic thats why la! Shawn! Anyway, please comment the freaking blog.

2007-05-22T19:50:00.000+08:00

WAIT THIS IS FUCKING DON'T COME TO MY BLOG NOW PLEASE! ANYONE KIND ENOUGH TO MANAGE MY FUCKING BLOG! CONTACT ME IN ANYWAY TO OBTAIN MY PASSWORD! THIS IS REALLY SHITTY! I KNOW THE SKIN SUCKS!

Shawned

2007-05-16T19:01:00.000+08:00

Hello everybody! Sry for not blogging for so long (previous one not counted)

First, I'm gonna blog like a story. More like a diary la, so enjoy watching my very boring blog!

I went to sabbatical last week, joined enLIGHTENMENT! Its something about light, learning it, lasers, holograms, optical illusions and all. If you don't know what's sabbatical, then eat ur momma's ass. lol.

On the third day go to the stupid science centre, everything is still the same, so boring. I went there like dunno how many times already la! The only thing that is ok is the electric chair. OMFG my senior went to try!!! (My sab was taught by sec 4s) Then he got smoke, the maximum you can go. Wa lau i see his body shaking like hell and after that his whole body was hot like mad pig ah! LMFAO man! Then our seniors asked us to try out the mystery gifts in the science centre shop. Everyone went to try. I got this sissy fan that broke the next day. But at least better than one guy who got all the hentai stickers. Sick.

Then on Friday OMGWTF is the test to determine how much ACE you got. I got 12/20, kinda suck. But the seniors gave me 4 ACE anyway. I almost max my science liao lor, so dun care.

And then yesterday Jeremire Soonimire and Riju came to my house to play. Curse the wushu la! Cannot stay longer to play with them just because of wushu! We played worms world party, which is a little boring, riju first time play so he anyhow use weapon, then keep using concrete donkey trash us like hell...

Then wushu that time i'm literally laughing my fucking ass off. Can't stand yu chen. Not long ago he did something stupid, and that is do a certain move 20 times within 10 seconds. He was the ONLY one who finished it. Not even the seniors can do it, and he insist that he never cheat. So we ask him to show, and it was... Indescribable. (got such word meh?) And that day, he was using his "gun"(stick) to do his "tao lu", and we learn it like almost 2 months liao, and he can only do until step 3. None of them accurate. Thats kinda crap...

After wushu i was so tired that i almost fainted. Seriously, i was so dizzy crossing the overhead from hwachong to nanyang that i almost missed a step. But i tyco tyco stepped on it. Then i cannot lift my hand and legs, because wtf la the wushu we learn so many things, and yu chen is like just took a nap, so refreshing. Why? Cos he slacked all the way.

And today i got my IS. 82%, A1. I don't care la, A1 can liao, who cares about A*? My results are, if you want to know:
EL: C5 (really... f*** your mama)
LE: A2 (really... kiss your mama)
MA: A1
IS:A1
Humanities: B3
CL: A1
LSS: A2
Thats all folks! Enjoy my new music called "I will survive"

2007-05-13T12:51:00.000+08:00

ah sorry for not posting for so long my blog is rotting. Gotta ask TJ© productions to help me renew my goddam blog. Anyway, gotta lots to say. I got worms world party! Its quite fun and its so much more fun than the bloody phone version that timothy yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is playing. And i also got some more games like liero xtreme and metal slug from songthen00b. Gotta thank him!

Did i tell you about the science ace i and songthen00b did? If no, well, we did a balloon magic video and it was totally bullshit! We keep cut and paste that it doesn't look real at all, and song ken keep giving me that face that made me laugh and laugh like a mad cow.

Talking about mad cow, the worms has an attack called donkey that is so strong can deal 300 plus damage. The weapon i love the most is nuclear test, donkey, amaradggon (not sure the spelling) and super banana bomb. Damn nice la!

Ok i really don't feel like posting anymore bye bye la noob!

Fuck lukas_ng that cibai mother no hair

2007-05-01T18:08:00.000+08:00

Hello all! Yesterday i went to the NYGH + HCI + HJC combined sports day! So exciting! lol...

It was very very boring, they make us stay in the sun for dunno how long, but quite good la, we keep staring at chio bu. "We" being me, songthen00b, damian and TJ. But pity we nv molest them la, TJ keep on calling his gf then asking us to go away while damian keeping opening the flower bud like cho seung hui like that. lol

Then after that finally ended the bus-stop SUPER jam that its like u RAPE someone also dunno who did it la, but cos my stupid 156 come so fast, i only stayed at the bus stop for 1 sec, cos i at the bridge see the bus liao... I'm still regretting it la. Kao beh lor bet damian and gang go rape ppl everywhere la

Anyway, todayh i really nothing to write so bye bye la, er... Ya nothing to write. Only kaifeng came yesterday to my house for the stupid dental check up. Not in my house la, at raffles.

And oh yes, i got the two movie 大内密探零零发 and 国产凌凌漆! So nice! I'm so into it...

2007-04-26T14:35:00.000+08:00

Ah so long never blog liao cos really dun feel like...

Ok today what do we have? Nothing! Ok done

Yesterday got back some results, now i know 3 of them. maths: A1 chinese:A1 Lit:A2. So happy! But then i sure fail my infocom, english and history. So that makes C6, C6, C6(after retest). So my MSG will be 4++ la. LOL.

Anyway, today guess who i saw? Nobody! Ha ha ha. I am lame. I know i am. Thank u very much. and i really nothing better to do leh, so how like that? So how? So i will ask ppl to tag in my tagboard how to put picture and videos on this ****ing blog. Thank u very much.

2007-04-20T17:13:00.000+08:00

Yesterday nv post again... Cos i really dun feel like blogging everyday leh... But nvm la, who cares!

Ok, today is a big day. I saw the person that i longed... Not say longed la, to see, BISHAN GAY!!! I didn't recognise him at first, but then cos i suddenly remembered TJ's picture of him. I was in this very wierd bus, with the seats altogether, so i was sitting next to some NY chio bu =) then here comes bishan gay with his weird spects. All the other ppl didn't even bother to keep their comments down. I heard some of them saying it so loud:
"Eh, bishan gay leh! The spects weird weird one, the pinky shirt guy"
"Why call him bishan gay? He called bishan surname gay ah?"
"No la you ******! Cos he likes to stare at boys"
*bishan gay turns to them
"See, he staring at u now"
"But why can't we call him 156 gay, bus gay or something?"
"Cos he loiters around bishan la u ******!"
And then i went to sleep. When i can't sleep, i open my eyes and OMG! He was staring at me, i dunno how to describe. Try my best. Ok u know the rear door? There's a glass at both sides of the door, i mean transparent plastic la, then i was sitting next to the mirror, leaning onto it, and bishan gay was RIGHT behind it. He was STARING at me like hell, and when i opened my eyes and stare back, he didn't even bother to look away and continue to stare, until those boys said:
"Eh the Hwachong boy now kana liao"
"Ya, wah lau eh the bishan gay so damn gay leh!"
"The boy smiling somemore! I think he heard us la."
"Kao bishan gay so daring seh i admire him man!"
"Hwachong boy also dare to 'Shang'"
And then i was smirking la, couldn't even hide it from bishan gay. Then he was staring at the group of students that just said that, and was STILL SMILING!!! OMG... Can't believe it
Then he went down at somewhere together with those boys, and one of them called to me:
"nice one hwachong boy! VERY shiok right!"
And i smiled back
It was damn gay la... But at least better than shawn

So... Today was my freaking Chinese test! Shit! Never revise at all la! So damn bad sia! Sure fail one, and today the geo mock test... Very bad, cos tuesday went for wushu then nv hear test on what, and nv receive a lot of worksheets, so its kinda baddddd....

Ah very anticipate wenxin birthday party ah.... So sian nothing to do at home one lor....

And i think thats it for today la. Today's clean shit: Bishan gay

2007-04-18T17:00:00.000+08:00

ah sorry for so long never post ah! Cos yesterday got wushu training la.... Very fun leh! The ppl all very pro and all the moves are so perfect. The JC girls all so pretty one, then so fierce very nice, but watch so long very boring, so the sec 1s hide behind and play the 终极密码. Very nice! We play kana the number do the front + back number of pumpings. Yuchen kana 16 then the Hong Woon bully him say he nv say permission to recover must do again... Then he died la! Siao...

Leave a line noob...

So today. My mother****er **** ****** ********* ******* English exam! Soooooooo not easy... I sure fail like hell one. Ah die la, but i must have confidence lol...

Then come home that time you know what? I was RIGHT beside Mr errrrrrr lor! The relief teacher la. He stay in Kahtib, now only i know. So stupid hor! =P

Then after that when i was on the bridge i saw WENXIN and SHERYL!!! First I dunno its them one, then the sheryl laugh so obvious like moron so i called sheryl, and wenxin called me, then i know who they are lor. Wah lau eh wenxin now much much fatter than last time you know! Like Katherine like that! Lmfao, Laughing-My-****ing-Ass-Off!!!!! They run soooo slowly that even shawn... No, shawn cannot la, even Song Ken faster lor! Then i went back to my house, go out and see their speed, cannot find them. Look down and i saw them returning... WTF!!! Jog like 2 minutes only leh! Siao!

Thats it for today la noob...

2007-04-14T16:05:00.000+08:00

The person I love is jeremy Tey or Tay... He so shuai u know! Ha ha! But i'll always love cecil, don't worry. *note: I screwed Cecil yesterday

2007-04-14T10:18:00.000+08:00

Yo... I forgot to post the last few days la, anyway its lame to post, don't really feel like posting... Ok, easy one today: I think i'm in love with someone... Oh shit! How like that? Revealing the someone tomorrow

anyway, gotta get use to post like that, like wenxin like that hor, LEAVE A PARAGRAPH!!! Everytime one whole chunk like shawn like that, so NOT nice. but see, i learn fast. Muahahahahaha!

Ai... Really nothing to write about la, oh ya, next er... wednesday is my English Test. DIE liao la... Everyone wish me good luck in my tagboard i don't care la! LOL.

So, anything else to write about? NO. And I want someone to teach me how to do C++ project 2??? Gotta learn. cout << "u are a shawn wong jun kit";

Thats all for today

But feel like cramping my blog, SPAM my own blog, so lets see... Shit really nothing to write la, then lets do some html! (long time no html liao)

shawn	wong
jun	kit

forget about forms, its so lame and i've got a short term memory, forgot liao...

2007-04-11T15:16:00.000+08:00

Today post about what leh? Oh ya, the person who spam my blog hor, if jiawen nvm. Anybody I good wif nvm. But if its the anderson gang i'm gonna screw your mum and dad all up. And you know what? I'll whack your balls till it deflates and all the sperms... Ooops, I mean AIR come out. Cos too idiot no sperm, only air, so its like balloon. I think I no need to whack just ask shawn look at it it will be... Oh man, shawn wong looking at it! It'll be disastrous. I think the person's ball will not deflate, it'll inplode and then suck up the whole person and then he'll minimise all the way till he becomes tinier than an atom, and shawn wong will fart on him and he'll die lor. Ha ha! Funny is it! So today I met Jeffery on the bus. Very shiok ah! Talk to him about all the crap stuff as usual, and suddenly, he say what Kent hon ankle broken or something then now cannot walk. Say kana WHAM by softball. softBALL. LOL. Kent Hon join softball meh? Nvm. And JS ah, i know you won't visit my blog but just tell you la, i download the kirby and the amazing mirror. The charactor all so cute like hell, and its quite fun. Brought you by Kelvin and kindly sponsered by DGEMU.COM. Finally can do C++ coding!
#include
int main () {
int a, b, c, d
cout << "Enter your height in cm:" ;
cin >> a;
b=a/100;
c=a % 100;
d=a*2;
cout << "The length of your *toot* is:" <<;
cout << "b+c+d" <<;

return 0
}
P.S. Luk yean or anyone pro in C++ help me check. Thx

Smiley face :)

DO THE CADBURY EYEBROW SHOW

THE CADBURY EYEBROW SHOW

HOW IT IS (SUPPOSEDLY) DONE

WOMBO COMBO

LOL OMFG SMASH COMMERCIAL

lol SHIT

E-learning...

facepalm

LOL OMG

old class gathering!

old class gathering!

yiiiada

this is bullshit. lol

yadayada

oh sh-

fuck.

daft punk hand

yosh!

lazy noob

RUNESCAPE

LOL WTF UNTOUCHABLE

LOL EVERYBODY WATCH THIS. THE ENDING IS WAY TOO EPIC.

finally blogging

ness

=D

WTF

cry for eternity

OMG CHOKE AT THE END!

king of evil

cut hair.

late night post

ermzzz

lolzee

out of slack

lolsry

wuuuuuuuuushu

i'm on a boat

new skin

what a saturday

GOOD friday

projects day screwed

Danny

stupid dickhead.

show me your deus ex machina

funneh

slack

april fools noobs

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS NOOBS!

napfa

I PWNED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE HAHAH NOOB LOSERS GAY FAGGOT EAT MY SHIT.

I JUMPED 259CM ZZZOMGWTF PWNAGESHIT SUPERSPECIALAWESOME1337!

old blog

lolipop

little kuriboh is winner.

Show me your 1am tags.

virus in computer = load of bitch.

falcon punched my spine.

Gala dinner lol

AND WE SAW 2 RAINBOW! DOUBLE, DOUBLE RAINBOW! OMGWTFBBQ THAT IS LIKE DAMN RARE? DAMN RARE OKAY? SIDE BY SIDE LEH!

Star War Kid - Drunken Jedi Master

Star Wars Kid: I AM NOW AN INTERNET PHENOMENUM.

SMASHFEST finally.

w00t wednesday

smashfest is failfest.

angry video game nerd is t3h man!

quiz again

SPIG SHOWDOWN

isai vs ken = ultimate clash

LOL socialising

i love !@#?l@!@?

quiz

LOLZ camwhore is retarded but fun

I AM SO DEPRESSED NOW

NOT

OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** BE BE KEEEW!

oh noes...

GTFO lol

Because you live, I live.

Why my title always has nothing to do with the content?

LOL EVERYBODY WATCH THIS.

THE ENDING IS WAY TOO EPIC.